**LOST 5/24 Episode SEASON FINALE**

[shant]

So we start these threads a day early now so people suck for a whole day until the episode actually airs? When will that douche get here and post spoilers so then everyone can post "OMG I HAVE NO SELF CONTROL" over and over?

[Madtown]

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So we start these threads a day early now so people suck for a whole day until the episode actually airs? When will that douche get here and post spoilers so then everyone can post "OMG I HAVE NO SELF CONTROL" over and over?

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SPOILERS IN WHITE!

<font color="white">I have no self control

Jack and Kate totally have sex

Eko and Locke thumb-wrestle over the button

Claire yells about her baybee

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALT!

No ranch dressing and no Libby make Hurley go something something

Kate and Sawyer totally have sex

Charlie gives Zeke the Hillbilly Other a BJ for some smack

Scott (or Steve?) has a line

Miss Klugh distracts the Lostie's attack team with a strip tease

Sawyer calls someone a nickname

The countdown hits zero, confetti and ballons drop in the hatch

Sun and Jin mumble things in Korean

Jack and Sawyer totally have sex</font>

[Kharnage]

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Jack and Kate totally have sex

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I hope you have a good source.

[tdarko]

Madtown,

I like your finale.

[Madtown]

tdarko,

You know it's gonna happen.

[bisonbison]

Guys, here's my grand explanation for the show as we've seen it so far. This is based on some really excellent weed and no reading of spoilers.

The island is a giant experiment, run by the Hanso foundation, but it's an experiment run on the research team Hanso sent there, on any random person the island draws to it, and on anybody they manage to steer towards the island and strand there.

The 'Others' are just as stuck on the island as the 815 bunch, but they're further along in reaching the goal of the experiment. They may get a few more airdrops or have better equipments and tons of supplies on their side of the island, but they're just a few steps (and a couple dozen years) removed from figuring out the button and finding the question mark.

Edit: I suppose I might also add that the boat the others used was already identified as a coastal boat, clearly from the island itself, and that the hope of that small vessel navigating the Pacific Ocean is slim. Particularly since the island is a few hours by plane from any island that had an airport, and they'd be navigating while under the influence of whatever it is that disorients all navigational systems. <font color="white">even ethical ones</font>

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Guys, here's my grand explanation for the show as we've seen it so far. This is based on some really excellent weed and no reading of spoilers.

The island is a giant experiment, run by the Hanso foundation, but it's an experiment run on the research team Hanso sent there, on any random person the island draws to it, and on anybody they manage to steer towards the island and strand there.

The 'Others' are just as stuck on the island as the 815 bunch, but they're further along in reaching the goal of the experiment. They may get a few more airdrops or have better equipments and tons of supplies on their side of the island, but they're just a few steps (and a couple dozen years) removed from figuring out the button and finding the question mark.

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Yea, the others are trapped there and instead of getting the [censored] out with the boat they have, they use it to kidnap little black kids. Excellent theory google boy.

[bisonbison]

Yea, the others are trapped there and instead of getting the [censored] out with the boat they have, they use it to kidnap little black kids. Excellent theory google boy.

F5 F5 F5 F5 F5

[jman220]

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Guys, here's my grand explanation for the show as we've seen it so far. This is based on some really excellent weed and no reading of spoilers.

The island is a giant experiment, run by the Hanso foundation, but it's an experiment run on the research team Hanso sent there, on any random person the island draws to it, and on anybody they manage to steer towards the island and strand there.

The 'Others' are just as stuck on the island as the 815 bunch, but they're further along in reaching the goal of the experiment. They may get a few more airdrops or have better equipments and tons of supplies on their side of the island, but they're just a few steps (and a couple dozen years) removed from figuring out the button and finding the question mark.

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Yea, the others are trapped there and instead of getting the [censored] out with the boat they have, they use it to kidnap little black kids. Excellent theory google boy.

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Yes, because an 18 foot motorboat with a possibly limited supply of gasoline is great for travel on the open seas.

[mrkilla]

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Excellent theory google boy.

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I don't know why but I can't stop laughing at this.