Appropriate revenge for a rat?

[TheStation]

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plant drugs on them and call the cops.

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assuming the need to plant drugs on a high schooler is making an assumption - but ones who call the cops on a party - yeah, probably need them planted

[critikal]

The girl in question does drugs. Wouldn't be able to do anything at graduation as she goes to some alternative high school (she's a [censored]).

Thanks for the replies though. Most of my friends involved want some sort of revenge, but they seem to want to call the cops on one of her parties, which sucks imo. Leaning towards doing nothing myself, but I probably won't dissuade them from doing anything.

[Sephus]

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WTF? Nobody advises revenge? Sure, he won't *need* it in order to get on with is life, but, but, but..

I would definitely not let this go unpunished. People need to know that infuriating backstabbing behavior with childish motives has consequences.

Is one of you scheduled to say something during the graduation ceremony? (I don't remember how many kids get to speak, I slept through mine) That would be a perfect opportunity to embarass that bitch. Doesn't matter what you say or if it's true, if everyone has a laugh at her expense, vengeance is served.

If that's not a possibility, try for something along similar lines. Sorry, can't be of much more help at this hour. Good luck.

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the desire for revenge is as strongly correlated with immaturity as any emotional response. you sound like some douchebag kid yourself.

[neuroman]

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May I suggest letting them know that you are aware of their actions and are planning revenge?

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NO!

Revenge is a dish best served cold. If you actually want to [censored] with them seriously, warning them in advance is a terrible idea. If you do anything like slash tires, sugar in the gas tank, etc, you do not want them to be able to say you threatened them in advance.

If you have already been plotting revenge with you and your ten closest friends, forget it. If you do anything heavy, word will get out, and you will get in trouble. You also can't brag about the revenge after the job.

Now, I do not advise sugar in the tank or other serious property damage. (If someone had actually gotten arrested, I would not let them off lightly though.) Instead, maybe some petty harassment. Perhaps nail them with a supersoaker when unexpected, soaping up the car windows, etc. If you do decide to target the girls, make sure you do something that impacts them and not their parents. If daddy pays for it, a brick through the windshield won't do anything to punish these chicks.

[TheMaroon]

With friend 2, just humiliate her. If she's fat she's already very sensitive, make fun of her weight problem publicly. Take a picture and have some fun with photoshop. The possibilities are endless.

As for friend 1:
Step 1: get some dry ice.
Step 2: drop in a can of old style barbasol shaving cream, let it sit for a good 3 hours.
Step 3: use tongs, remove the shaving cream, use a vice and tin snips to peel the sides off the can (it comes off very easily)
Step 4: put the frozen cream in her car. 2 of these will fill a sedan.

I did this to a locker in high school and a friend did it to a car. It is freaking hilarious. Just drop the stuff in the dry ice before you go to bed, get up a little early, peel the sides off. Throw it in one of those little coolers with some of the ice and go right to the parking lot. The only trouble will be getting in her car, but if it's a beater you might be able to coat hanger your way in (though that was probably a lot easier to do 10 years ago). If she leaves her windows cracked then you can just slip it right through.

[Autocratic]

Why don't you just leave a full chicken on the fat one's doorstep with a note that says "we thought you'd want this, fatty."

[krazyace5]

Like the old saying goes, success is the best revenge.

[Alobar]

eff all these pussies saying you should do nothing. You arent ready for enlightment and harmony anyway, you are 18, this is the time when you are supposed to do immature stupid [censored]. Hell if you do enough of it now, it will form the habit that will have you 35 and plotting revenge on your ex wife by quiting your job and working at pizza hut so she gets less alimony every month. Good times!

Make a myspace page for some made up guy and have him drop an "inside?" on the fatty and then chat her up and get her to meet him somewhere. Have her show up somewhere like the movie theatre on a friday or sat night when its really crowded, then you camp out and take some pictures of her standing there all alone waiting for him, and then post them all over your myspace pages.

Have sex with a hooker so you get the herp. Then wait for this girl to get off work some night and hide out in the bushes by her house, when she gets home you jump out and grab her and then rape her. When you are done you go "Thats for calling the cops on us bitch. If you tell anyone about this ill sneak into your house at night and kill your little sister" Then walk off but just before you are out of range, casually turn your head over your shoulder and go "oh yeah, and I have the herp".

[klepto]

i heard you don't need dry ice, you could just put them into the freezer.

and yeah, leave it alone. this sounds like the type of person you will see in about 3-4 years. if you ever bump into her, you could be like "hey you were the stupid bitch that called the cops on my party that one time." if she's still fat, you could add "wow and you're still fat. NICE!"

then walk away. you win.

[runner4life7]

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Why don't you just leave a full chicken on the fat one's doorstep with a note that says "we thought you'd want this, fatty."

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hilarious