Classic Stripper Lines (to their customers)

[DrunkIrish05]

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My first time in a strip club. I felt like being funny/a douche:


Stripper:Hey honey. What you doin?
Me: Lookin for trouble. (i sh it you not i said that)
Stripper: O really? Where are you looking for it?
Me: Whatever comes my way?
Stripper: Well...I came your way.
Me: Yes you did.
Stripper then proceeds to whisper into my ear...
Stripper: Wanna go in the back and fu ck me in the ass?

Who can't love a girl with that kind of spunk?

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