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Old 08-16-2005, 01:03 AM
Eeegah Eeegah is offline
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Default Re: He called you with Jack high? Post it in here! (Designated NC Thr

In the "Hall of Shame" category, I found this little gem from a couple months ago while digging through PT. I have no idea what I was thinking on this river. Or turn.

PokerStars 0.25/0.50 Hold'em (9 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is MP3 with T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]. Hero posts a blind of $0.25. UTG+1 posts a blind of $0.25.
UTG calls, UTG+1 (poster) checks, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, Hero (poster) checks, CO calls, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, SB completes, BB checks.

Flop: (6 SB) K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(6 players)</font>
SB checks, BB checks, <font color="#CC3333">UTG bets</font>, UTG+1 folds, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, CO folds, SB folds, BB folds, UTG calls.

Turn: (5 BB) 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">UTG bets</font>, Hero calls.

River: (7 BB) 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">UTG bets</font>, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 9 BB

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
UTG has Kh Jd (two pair, kings and jacks).
Hero has Ts 8s (straight flush, jack high).
Outcome: Hero wins 9 BB. </font>
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Old 08-16-2005, 01:11 AM
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Default Re: He called you with Jack high? Post it in here! (Designated NC Thr

I flop quads goot today

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Preflop: Brady is UTG with K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
<font color="#CC3333">Brady raises</font>, Button calls, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>.

Flop: (5.50 SB) Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Brady bets</font>, Button folds.

Final Pot: 3.25 BB

Results: No showdown. Brady wins 3.25 BB.
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Old 08-16-2005, 03:28 PM
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Default Re: He called you with Jack high? Post it in here! (Designated NC Thr

this thread should be stickied, so i don't have to keep paging to find it.

now to release steam:

I HATE UB!! sure i guess i have to believe it isn't rigged, but sure seems to reward these loose suckouts more often than my hands.

SCREW LONG TERM I WANT TO WIN NOW!!! if you haven't guessed, i'm in the longest downswing of my frickin life to the point where i wonder if there is something against me or what!

7k hands -2bb/100 (is there a point where importing Hand Histories is nothing but adding to my misery?! it seems to just be more frustrating to watch my BB/100 continue to drop) at UB only and still going. i can't even remember what a winning session looks like. i basically plunk down my $$ expecting to lose. [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

every 2/3 outer is guaranteed to hit. AK preflop raises cold called by AT and gets the T. AQ cold called by A5o and gets A on the flop and 5 on the turn. i haven't had trip broadways hold up YET: have had them 5 times and the straight has come every time with an Ace calling down.

yes blah blah long term, blah blah: i want to win now. I HATE UB! [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img] fish make the game profitable? not for me right now! they own me.

ahhhh sweet temporary relief. if you can't release in a NC post, where can you [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
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Old 08-16-2005, 06:27 PM
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Default Re: He called you with Jack high? Post it in here! (Designated NC Thr

The triple open fold!

Absolute Poker 1/2 Hold'em (6 max, 6 handed)

Preflop: Heroine is MP with 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
UTG calls, Heroine calls, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Button raises</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, BB calls, UTG calls, Heroine calls.

Flop: (8.50 SB) 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font>
BB folds, UTG folds, Heroine folds.

Final Pot: 4.25 BB

Button: WTF
Heroine: you flopped quads

Dope!

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Old 08-17-2005, 01:07 AM
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Default Re: He called you with Jack high? Post it in here! (Designated NC Thr

Not quite the nut low, but close.

PokerStars 0.50/1.00 Hold'em (9 handed) converter

Preflop: CO posts a blind of $0.50.
<font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, UTG+1 calls, <font color="#666666">3 folds</font>, CO (poster) checks, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, SB completes, BB checks.

Flop: (4 SB) 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">SB bets</font>, BB calls, UTG+1 calls, CO folds.

Turn: (3.50 BB) J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
SB checks, BB checks, <font color="#CC3333">UTG+1 bets</font>, SB folds, BB calls.

River: (5.50 BB) J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
BB checks, <font color="#CC3333">UTG+1 bets</font>, BB calls.

Final Pot: 7.50 BB

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
BB has Ts 6c (two pair, jacks and sixes).
UTG+1 has 4c 5h (one pair, jacks).
Outcome: BB wins 7.50 BB. </font>
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Old 08-17-2005, 01:37 AM
Harv72b Harv72b is offline
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Default Re: He called you with Jack high? Post it in here! (Designated NC Thr

Well....at least he had one card that played:

Party Poker 3/6 Hold'em (6 max, 6 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is SB with K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
<font color="#CC3333">UTG raises</font>, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, Button calls, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>.

Flop: (5.33 SB) K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">UTG bets</font>, Button calls.

Turn: (3.66 BB) 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">UTG bets</font>, Button calls.

River: (5.66 BB) J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
UTG checks, <font color="#CC3333">Button bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">UTG raises</font>, Button calls.

Final Pot: 9.66 BB
<font color="#009B00">Main Pot: 9.66 BB, between UTG and Button.</font> &gt; <font color="#FFFFFF">Pot won by UTG (9.66 BB).</font>

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
UTG has Tc Ad (straight, ace high).
Button doesn't show 5d 7d (a pair of kings).
Outcome: UTG wins 9.66 BB. </font>
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Old 08-17-2005, 01:40 AM
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Default Re: He called you with Jack high? Post it in here! (Designated NC Thr

Results in white below:
UTG has Tc Ad (straight, ace high).
Button doesn't show 5d 7d (a pair of kings).
Outcome: UTG wins 9.66 BB.

I think thats the nut low winner
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Old 08-17-2005, 01:40 AM
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Default Lets play guess the donk hands.

Hand I was out of. Table goes crazy. All particpants are loose. Most are passive, one is a borderline maniac.

Party Poker 1.00/2.00 Hold'em <font color="#0000FF">(9 handed)</font> link

Preflop: Hero is Button with 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] and hastily folds.
<font color="#666666">1 folds</font>, UTG+1 calls, MP1 calls, <font color="#666666">1 folds</font>, MP3 calls, <font color="#CC3333">CO raises</font>, <font color="#666666">1 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">SB 3-bets</font>, <font color="#666666">1 folds</font>, UTG+1 calls, MP1 calls, <font color="#666666">1 folds</font>, CO calls.

Flop: (14.00 SB) A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">SB bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">UTG+1 raises</font>, MP1 calls, <font color="#CC3333">CO 3-bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">SB caps</font>, UTG+1 calls, MP1 calls, CO calls.

Turn: (15.00 BB) J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font>
SB checks, <font color="#CC3333">UTG+1 bets</font>, MP1 calls, <font color="#CC3333">CO raises</font>, <font color="#CC3333">SB 3-bets</font>, UTG+1 calls, MP1 calls, CO calls.

River: (27.00 BB) 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font>
SB checks, <font color="#CC3333">UTG+1 bets</font>, MP1 calls, <font color="#CC3333">CO raises</font>, SB calls, UTG+1 calls, MP1 calls.
Party Poker 1.00/2.00 Hold'em <font color="#0000FF">(9 handed)</font> link

Preflop: Hero is Button with 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">1 folds</font>, UTG+1 calls, MP1 calls, <font color="#666666">1 folds</font>, MP3 calls, <font color="#CC3333">CO raises</font>, <font color="#666666">1 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">SB 3-bets</font>, <font color="#666666">1 folds</font>, UTG+1 calls, MP1 calls, <font color="#666666">1 folds</font>, CO calls.

Flop: (14.00 SB) A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">SB bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">UTG+1 raises</font>, MP1 calls, <font color="#CC3333">CO 3-bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">SB caps</font>, UTG+1 calls, MP1 calls, CO calls.

Turn: (15.00 BB) J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font>
SB checks, <font color="#CC3333">UTG+1 bets</font>, MP1 calls, <font color="#CC3333">CO raises</font>, <font color="#CC3333">SB 3-bets</font>, UTG+1 calls, MP1 calls, CO calls.

River: (27.00 BB) 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font>
SB checks, <font color="#CC3333">UTG+1 bets</font>, MP1 calls, <font color="#CC3333">CO raises</font>, SB calls, UTG+1 calls, MP1 calls.

Final Pot: 35.00 BB.
Results in white below:<font color="#FFFFFF">
CO has 9s 9d (three of a kind, nines.)
SB has Kc Kh (a pair of kings.)
UTG+1 has 6h Ah (a pair of aces.)
MP1 has 4d As (a pair of aces.)
CO wins 34.50 BB.
</font>

Final Pot: 35.00 BB.
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Old 08-17-2005, 02:22 AM
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Default Re: Lets play guess the donk hands.

Put "manta2" on your buddy lists. He is UTG+1.

Party Poker 2/4 Hold'em (9 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is UTG with A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
<font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, UTG+1 calls, <font color="#CC3333">MP1 3-bets</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, MP3 calls, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, SB calls, BB calls, <font color="#CC3333">Hero caps</font>, UTG+1 calls, MP1 calls, MP3 calls, SB calls, BB calls.

Flop: (24 SB) T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(6 players)</font>
SB checks, BB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, UTG+1 calls, MP1 calls, MP3 calls, SB folds, BB folds.

Turn: (14 BB) J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, UTG+1 calls, MP1 calls, MP3 calls.

River: (18 BB) 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, UTG+1 calls, MP1 calls, MP3 calls.

Final Pot: 22 BB

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
Hero has Ac Ad (two pair, aces and tens).
UTG+1 has 7d Js (two pair, jacks and tens).
MP1 has Kh Kc (two pair, kings and tens).
MP3 has 2h 2s (two pair, tens and twos).
Outcome: Hero wins 22 BB. </font>
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Old 08-17-2005, 07:28 AM
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Default Re: Lets play guess the donk hands.

And MP3?
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