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Dude, waking up in the morning and retracing your steps after a night of heavy drinking is like Christmas. [/ QUOTE ] X-mas with a slightly smaller than average dick that is... |
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#272
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I've been having a rough time at 2/4 6max lately, but this hand restored my faith.
The table is 3 handed, and I open raise 44 in the BB against a slightly loose, fairly passive BB. Flop comes J75 all diamonds, and I have none. I bet, he calls. Turn is the T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]. I bet as the last money I'm putting into the pot. He calls. River is the Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]. I check preparing to fold, and he open-folds. |
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#273
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A couple hands I played vs a maniac HU last night
Preflop: Hero is Button with 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]. Hero posts a blind of $3. <font color="#CC3333">BB raises</font>, Hero (poster) calls. Flop: (4 SB) 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> <font color="#CC3333">BB bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, BB calls. Turn: (4 BB) 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> BB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, BB calls. River: (6 BB) T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> <font color="#CC3333">BB bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, BB calls. Final Pot: 10 BB Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF"> Hero has 5d 6d (two pair, sixes and fives). BB has 2c Ah (high card, ace). Outcome: Hero wins 10 BB. </font> Preflop: Hero is Button with 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]. Hero posts a blind of $3. BB calls, Hero (poster) checks. Flop: (2 SB) 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> BB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">BB raises</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero 3-bets</font>, BB calls. Turn: (4 BB) 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> <font color="#CC3333">BB bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, BB calls. River: (8 BB) T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> <font color="#CC3333">BB bets</font>, Hero calls. Final Pot: 10 BB Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF"> Hero has 3s 6d (one pair, sixes). BB has 7h Qc (high card, king). Outcome: Hero wins 10 BB. </font> Preflop: Hero is Button with A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]. Hero posts a blind of $3. BB calls, Hero (poster) checks. Flop: (2 SB) 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> BB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, BB calls. Turn: (2 BB) 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> <font color="#CC3333">BB bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, BB calls. River: (6 BB) T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> <font color="#CC3333">BB bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#CC3333">BB 3-bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero caps</font>, BB calls. Final Pot: 14 BB Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF"> Hero has As 5s (four of a kind, fives). BB has Qh 6h (three of a kind, fives). Outcome: Hero wins 14 BB. </font> I took 100 BB off him and he still wanted to play for $500 more |
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#274
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Boomshalkalaka!
Party Poker 0.50/1 Hold'em (6 max, 5 handed) converter Preflop: Brady is MP with A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]. <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Brady raises</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, SB calls, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>. Flop: (5 SB) A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> <font color="#CC3333">SB bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Brady raises</font>, SB calls. Turn: (4.50 BB) K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> SB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Brady bets</font>, SB calls. River: (6.50 BB) 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> SB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Brady bets</font>, SB calls. Final Pot: 8.50 BB Results: SB has Qh Td (three of a kind, aces). Brady has Ac Kd (four of a kind, aces). Outcome: Brady wins 8.50 BB. |
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#275
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I gotta post this.
PokerStars 0.25/0.50 Hold'em (8 handed) converter Preflop: Hero is SB with Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]. <font color="#666666">3 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">MP2 raises</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, Button calls, <font color="#CC3333">Hero 3-bets</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">MP2 caps</font>, Button calls, Hero calls. Flop: (13 SB) 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font> <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">MP2 raises</font>, Button folds, <font color="#CC3333">Hero 3-bets</font>, MP2 calls. Turn: (9.50 BB) 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, MP2 calls. River: (11.50 BB) 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">MP2 raises</font>, Hero calls. Final Pot: 15.50 BB Results below: Hero has Qh Qc (one pair, queens). MP2 has 2h 7h (straight, seven high). Outcome: MP2 wins 15.50 BB. When you are on a bad run, you just cannot win. |
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#276
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PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t50 (9 handed) converter CO (t2286) Button (t2824) SB (t2712) Hero (t1825) UTG (t1960) UTG+1 (t3020) MP1 (t4350) MP2 (t3708) MP3 (t2665) Preflop: Hero is BB with A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]. UTG calls t50, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, MP1 calls t50, MP2 calls t50, <font color="#666666">3 folds</font>, SB completes, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to t1825</font>, UTG calls t1775, MP1 folds, MP2 calls t1775, SB folds. Flop: (t5575) K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font> <font color="#CC3333">UTG bets t100</font>, <font color="#CC3333">MP2 raises to t200</font>, UTG calls t35 (All-In). Turn: (t5910) 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players, 1 all-in)</font> River: (t5910) 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players, 1 all-in)</font> Final Pot: t5910 Results: Hero has As Ad (one pair, aces). UTG has 4h Ah (straight, five high). MP2 has 8c 8h (one pair, eights). Outcome: UTG wins t5845. |
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#277
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CO is loose passive, SB is tight passive. Withthe pre-flop action, I thought somebody probably had AA, but after no raises on the flop or turn AK and QQ didn't seem too far fetched. Shows ya what I know. [img]/images/graemlins/ooo.gif[/img]
Paradise Poker 0.50/1 Hold'em (9 handed) converter Preflop: Hero is UTG with K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]. <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, MP1 calls, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">CO 3-bets</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, SB calls, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero caps</font>, MP1 calls, CO calls, SB calls. Flop: (17 SB) 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font> SB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, MP1 calls, CO calls, SB calls. Turn: (10.50 BB) 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font> SB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, MP1 calls, CO calls, SB calls. River: (14.50 BB) 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font> SB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, MP1 folds, CO calls, SB calls. Final Pot: 17.50 BB Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF"> SB has Ah As (one pair, aces). Hero has Kc Kd (one pair, kings). CO has Ac Ad (one pair, aces). Outcome: CO wins 8.75 BB. SB wins 8.75 BB. </font> |
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#278
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This hand was just amazing. Steam was litterally coming out of my ears after this one. The guy next to me lost $400 in 5 hands.
Party 5/10 I raise UTG with A [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] and the guy next to me coldcalls. All fold to button and he 3-bets. We both call. Flop: 8 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 4 [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 3 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] I bet, Idiot raises, Button 3-bets and I cap. All call. Turn: K [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] I check, Idiot bets, Button raises and I 3-bet. Idiot caps and we all call. River: 4 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] I bet, Idiot raises and the Button 3-bets. I flat call and the Idiot caps. All call. Idiot shows: 5 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 2 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] for the nut low. Button shows: K [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] K [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] and takes it home. Talk about a bad beat for me. Brad |
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#279
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This one was pretty indicative of my night. SB in this hand has been absolutely pwning me. He'll 3bet some sort of draw or even utter trash on the flop and catch something on the river to beat my A high or lower pair. He calls on the flop and the turn if he has nothing - no hand, no draw, but those times are infrequent the way the deck has been hitting him. He went on to take over $100 off of me at this table alone. He was at another table of mine and I think took even more off of me. Button in this hand is far too loose passive for 3 handed play.
Absolute 2/4 6 max, 3 handed. I'm in the BB with 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]6:diamond. Button limps, SB completes, I raise, all call. This raise might be a little shady, but I knew SB had utter trash due to his lack of a raise, and BB's hand couldn't be much better. Anyway. Flop: 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]. Yes! I bet, they both call. Turn: 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Yes! I bet, button calls, SB folds. River is the A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], and I check and vomit, button checks, and shows K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] to take it. He didn't even have the decency to raise his trips on the turn while I had the best of it. |
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#280
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UTG was 76/20/1.3 over ~50 hands (and won ~70 BBs in that span). SB was 64/20/0.8 over ~40 hands.
Party Poker 3/6 Hold'em (6 max, 5 handed) converter Preflop: Hero is BB with 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]. UTG calls, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, Button calls, SB completes, Hero checks. Flop: (4 SB) J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font> <font color="#CC3333">SB bets</font>, Hero calls, UTG calls, <font color="#CC3333">Button raises</font>, <font color="#CC3333">SB 3-bets</font>, Hero calls, UTG calls, <font color="#CC3333">Button caps</font>, SB calls, Hero calls, UTG calls. Turn: (10 BB) 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font> <font color="#CC3333">SB bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, UTG calls, Button folds, SB calls. River: (16 BB) K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font> SB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, UTG calls, SB calls. Final Pot: 19 BB <font color="#009B00">Main Pot: 19 BB, between SB, Hero and UTG.</font> > <font color="#FFFFFF">Pot won by Hero (19 BB).</font> Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF"> SB has Ad As (two pair, aces and sevens). Hero has 7d 5d (three of a kind, sevens). UTG has Ac 6d (one pair, sevens). Outcome: Hero wins 19 BB. </font> I'm not sure which one was worse here--UTG putting 5 BBs into the pot postflop with A high, or SB completing with AA in a 5-handed game. And yes, I was planning to pop any turn card. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] |
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