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Old 05-06-2006, 07:09 PM
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Default Re: HSNL [censored] thread. (May)

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All chicks have to do is go to a bar to get laid. Oh wait, that works both ways doesn't it...

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hmm, any chance you could teach me about this?

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I guess so.

Step 1 - Shower, shave, put on some nice clothes and stuff that smells good.

Step 2 - Go to a bar and get exceptionally drunk.

Step 3 - Talk to people and find someone then invite them back to your place/ask them if you can go to their place.

Step 4 - Ummm, make sure you're on the pill/have condoms on you? [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
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Old 05-06-2006, 07:31 PM
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Step 4 - Ummm, make sure you're on the pill/have condoms on you? [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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[censored]! last time i was out i accidentally adopted a baby when i went home with a chick. i think i missed this step

but i think one step you left out was "detach computer from your hip and hands and pry yourself off couch" [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
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Old 05-06-2006, 07:42 PM
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hahaha true.
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Old 05-07-2006, 04:43 PM
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play good + manage bankroll good = run good in long term

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i mean, no [censored] sherlock. also the long term is very long, much longer than the 3-4 weeks that i have been running bad.

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Might as well give up poker, prevac. After all, not everyone can be as completely awesome as Bld, lolo and me. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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its about time the latest HSNL DERB replaced zeebo in these weekly rankings.


zeebo is so last season.
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Old 05-07-2006, 04:54 PM
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Just a reminder, your avatar still does it for me. Yup.
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Old 05-07-2006, 05:34 PM
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Who is that girl?
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Old 05-08-2006, 01:49 AM
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Just a reminder, your avatar still does it for me. Yup.

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Old 05-08-2006, 03:16 AM
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Who is that girl?

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Old 05-08-2006, 12:44 PM
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meadow soprano.
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Old 05-08-2006, 10:50 PM
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BLd (hence forth to be referred to as "number 2") is back on party from a week long hiatus
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