Your best wasted story

[morgant]

i have about 8 trillion of these stories....of note

was at the drift inn in the hamptons at there summer ending party. went under the deck to take a leak, woke up the next day under the deck at 10am [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

i had just gotten a job at a mobil station from a friend who worked there. we were in 11th grade. i trained on a saturday, they put he and i in charge of the place the next day. they didnt have a store front mobile mart, but it had the credit card processor, etc...we proceeded to bake out the mobile mart. we then began drinking. an old lady pulled in, i went to fill up her tank. the lever wouldnt stick in place, so i asked my friend to try, as hes trying to fill up the car, i notice the womans gas tank says full. she says 'oh my husband must of filled it up this morning' my friend says he still needs to charge her the few dollars that pumped.

he goes in to make change but didnt take the nozzle out of her tank. she left the station. unfortunately the breakaway gas thing didnt work and it broke and began spewing gas all over the joint. friend had a hard time finding the kill switch. we were then instructed by the station owner to dump quick dry on it, but we couldnt get into the mechanic shop(another story here, friend effed up and let someone take the key for it). so station guy instructs us to pour water on the gas spill.......ALERT

this sent the gas into the sewer systems. the place was cordoned by the police, the EPA was there, it was a nightmare and sobered me up pretty quickly.

i went in on tuesday to see what aftermath there was with the mobil people. i asked if i still had a job LOL. they fired me, and gave me a paycheck, less the 20 gallons of gas that spilled............

err, that was long. i will keep the rest in the vault