How would you compete against sportscenter?

[UATrewqaz]

My biggest pete peeve is the way everything is so ULTIMATE and ABSOLUTELY!

"This is the GREATEST TEAM"
"This is the BIGGEST CONTROVERSY"
"There is NO WAY team X will beat team Y"

There is nothing like hearing one of their "analysts" rail for 20 minutes about how team X stands no chance whatsoever against team Y and anyone who disagrees is a moron.

And then after the game try to explain why team Y's only real chance was to do what they did

AND IT JUST DRIVES ME F'ING INSANE.

Not every highlight is meant to have a funny quip ejaculated all over it.

Hey Chris Berman, NOT EVERY F'ING PLAYER IN THE NFL NEEDS A GAY NICKNAME.

Hey Lee Corso, your whole "piss of the fans of the home team we are visiting for Gameday" crap is old and not funny.

Hey Mark May, do you watch sports? I mean at all? Do you actually like follow anything? Or do you just smoke crack and sniff glue and then go talk about them?