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08-05-2005, 02:41 PM
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Re: Biggest crime you\'ve ever committed?
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I stabbed a man in the heart with a trident. [/ QUOTE ] You should find yourself a safehouse or a relative close by. Lay low for a while, because you're probably wanted for murder. 
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#93
08-05-2005, 02:42 PM
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Re: Biggest crime you\'ve ever committed?
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I guess it's vandalism, but when we were kids, my friend and i used to go to the drugstore and use a stickpin to poke holes through all the boxes of condoms. [/ QUOTE ] Holy crap dude, that's not funny.
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#94
08-05-2005, 02:42 PM
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Re: Biggest crime you\'ve ever committed?
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[ QUOTE ] I guess it's vandalism, but when we were kids, my friend and i used to go to the drugstore and use a stickpin to poke holes through all the boxes of condoms. [/ QUOTE ] Holy crap dude, that's not funny. [/ QUOTE ] I know. We were like 13 at the time and we used to do it like ever couple of weeks or so. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]
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#95
08-05-2005, 02:44 PM
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Re: Biggest crime you\'ve ever committed?
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[ QUOTE ] I guess it's vandalism, but when we were kids, my friend and i used to go to the drugstore and use a stickpin to poke holes through all the boxes of condoms. [/ QUOTE ] Holy crap dude, that's not funny. [/ QUOTE ] JTB owes his life to someone doing that same thing many years ago. He's just returning the favor.
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#96
08-05-2005, 02:44 PM
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Re: Biggest crime you\'ve ever committed?
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[ QUOTE ] Stole a big street sign in the middle of the country while attacthed to the pole, while driving drunk, while my friend carried it laying down on the roof of my car. [/ QUOTE ] Some friends of mine stole one and tried to carry it home on foot. They saw a car about to stop so they placed the sign in its upright position and acted like they were leaning on it. It was a stop sign, and they were standing on a curb nowhere near an intersection. [/ QUOTE ] stealing a stop sign is [censored] up. Some guy got charged with manslaughter for stealing a stop sign, because a guy ran the intersection where the sign should have been and tboned a car and someone was killed. I stole one of those HUGE "warning do not pick up hitch hikers, prison facility in the area" signs and turned into into a kitchen table, and that was our dining room table all through college.
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#97
08-05-2005, 02:45 PM
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Re: Biggest crime you\'ve ever committed?
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[ QUOTE ] I guess it's vandalism, but when we were kids, my friend and i used to go to the drugstore and use a stickpin to poke holes through all the boxes of condoms. [/ QUOTE ] Holy crap dude, that's not funny. [/ QUOTE ] Thats why if ure smart you squeeze the condom package before you open it and put one on. If there isnt a little pocket of air in the wrapper, then you throw it away and get another one.
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#98
08-05-2005, 02:47 PM
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Re: Biggest crime you\'ve ever committed?
stealing a HUGE "warning do not pick up hitch hikers, prison facility in the area" sign is [censored] up. Some guy got charged with manslaughter for stealing a HUGE "warning do not pick up hitch hikers, prison facility in the area" sign, because a guy picked up and escaped prisoner who killed him.
I stole a stop sign and turned into into a kitchen table, and that was our dining room table all through college.
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08-05-2005, 02:48 PM
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