favorite Seinfeld line

[edtost]

Babu: Then, he got me an apartment in his building. But they mixed up the mail. And I never got my immigration renewal papers. So they deported me. It's all his fault. Him. And the woman. But they did not care. They're totally indifferent. All they do is mock me, just like they did the fat fellow. All the time. Mocking, mocking, mocking, mocking, mocking. All the time! Now it is Babu's turn to mock. Finally I will have some justice. Send them away! Send them all away! Lock them up forever! They are not human. Very bad! Very, very, very bad!

[LAGmaniac]

George: I wish there were pig-men. You get a few of those pig-men walking around, suddenly I'm looking a lot better. That way if someone wanted to fix me up they could say, 'Hey, at least he's no pig-man.'

Dean Jones: It seems to me that Kramerica Industries is little more than a solitary man in a messy apartment, which may or may not contain a chicken.
Kramer: And with Darren's help, we'll get that chicken!

[dhaimon]

"I suck em down like Coca Cola"

[BraveJayhawk]

George: What kind of person do you think you are?

Jerry: Pretty much like you... only successful

[xedin]

Jerry on Tim Watley

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy! I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp!

[ShakeZula06]

this thread is awesome, I'm gonna start watching seinfeld again. I stopped b/c I new like every episode by heart but it's been a couple years since I've watched it. At least until ATHF gets some new episodes.

[James282]

You've just crossed the line between Man and Bum.

And if Danny Tartabull were here, I'm sure he'd say, "That's right, Jerry."

And you want to be MY Latex salesman?

You can call him the "Got-no-green Lantern!"

He's not married. He's poor.
-James

[Sephus]

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hand! but i got hand!

andyoure gonna need it.

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you guys quote em and i fix em


its a pet peeve of mine

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you missed one.

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"Why don't you just tell me the name of the movie you've selected"

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[Evan]

Prosecutor: Is anybody in this room a librarty delinquent?
Mr. Bookman: Yes, that guy. [points to Jerry]
Prosecutor: How long was his book overdue?
Mr. Bookman: 25 years. We don't call them delinquent after that long.
Prosecutor: What do you call them?
Mr. Bookman: Criminals.

[ShakeZula06]

not a quotes but When Jerry and Kramer go watch a surgery and they drop a piece of candy in the patient.

Or when Newmans singing on the job and his car lights on fire "Oh the humanity"

"I'm going to make levels"

"By the way, they're real, and spectacular"

"I was duped, I thought she was chinese I'm not taking advice from some girl from long island"

When Steinbrenner hears George's alarm clock under his desk and he thinks it's a bomb and then send a robot in

"hey, the jerk store called, they're all out of you"
"well your the all time best seller"
"oh yeah, I slept with your wife"