Monthly HSNL [censored] thread (April)

[thabadguy]

Snaggle, ill kill u at ping pong.

[KaneKungFu123]

snaggle,

feel free to play ping pong on my roll.

also, feel free to actually answer my pms.

[-Skeme-]

I used to be one of the best Foosball players at my Middle School back in the day. I was a sweet ass goalie. I just played for the first time in like 5 years the other day. Still got it, but a little rusty. Chuddo, do you own a table? I'm thinking about buying one even tho I'd have no room for it.

[youngin20]

Its true that frisbee golf is for nerds, but ultimate frisbee is not. Well, ok, its for nerds, but its fun to play. And I will kick your asses at it.

[ahnuld]

My friends and I invented a really fun frisbee game last summer. It staretd out as an excuse to hurt one of our friends but then it turned out to be fun.

It's called douche ball, although there are generally no balls or douches. Anyways, there are 2 teams (lets say 5 people are playing). Each team has two forwards and a douche. The douches must sit on their asses (this is played in a field os something) and cant get up. The forwards can run around and stuff, but when they hold the frisbee they cannot move. The point of the game is to score as many points asd possible, say play up to 7. Your team scores points by hitting the douch with the frisbee. If it hits him and hits the ground, your team gets a point. If you try to hit the douche, but he catches it, his team gets a point.

Its really fun and you get to whip frisbees at your friends as hard as you can (when they are the douches). The forwards can block and intercept the opposing teams passes (thats how you move the firsbee down the field, by passing it to your teammate). If nobody has control, like the pass was missed, any forward can pick up the frisbee and its under his possession now. I think thats it.

[HEK]

whitelime,

how is your taxes/highlimit/panic situation going? We want an update!

HEK

[mrcoughman]

DOUCHE BALL RULES!!!!

[whitelime]

Haven't really been playing much. Been finalizing some car/insurance stuff and was at Foxwoods for a couple days. Turns out that my accountant screwed up and the estimated quarterly payments were actually estimated YEARLYS, so I have enough to cover taxes.

[whitelime]

I will destroy you in ping pong.

[youngin20]

Considering I can throw 70+ yard field goals on a football field with a regulation ultimate disc, I could probably cut someone's head off in a game of douche ball.