He called you with Jack high? Post it in here! (Designated NC Thread) - Page 12

@bsolute_luck · #**111** 07-18-2005, 08:01 PM

i can't remember exactly how many were in but i'll try since it just happened.
sorry this is sorta a NC post as well as a bad beat, but you gotta see this:

Hero: 44 Button
Villain is in MP2 and is Loose Passive calling down with any junk.

6 players to the flop

4 5 8 rainbow

checked to Villain, numbnuts bets, Hero raises, 1 player cold calls, others fold

flop: K

checked to Hero, Hero bets, 2 players call.

river: 5

numbnuts bets, Hero raises, other player folds, asswhipe calls.

Retard flips over 54 offsuit for the nut full house [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

Dave G. · #**112** 07-19-2005, 12:49 AM

Well, since this is now the NC thread, I'm going to whine a bit. I just had an awful run, I was tilting pretty badly. Like swearing at the screen badly. Finally I just turbo-closed all my tables and went to blow off some steam. Here's some of what I had to put up with:

Set #1 crushed:

Party Poker 0.50/1 Hold'em (9 handed) http://216.119.70.224/converter/hhconverter.pl

Preflop: Hero is UTG with 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
Hero calls, UTG+1 calls, MP1 raises, 5 folds, BB calls, Hero calls, UTG+1 calls.

Flop: (8.50 SB) 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (4 players)
BB checks, Hero bets, UTG+1 calls, MP1 raises, BB 3-bets, Hero calls, UTG+1 folds, MP1 calls.

Turn: (9.25 BB) T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3 players)
BB bets, Hero raises, MP1 3-bets, BB caps, Hero calls, MP1 calls.

River: (21.25 BB) 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (3 players)
BB bets, Hero raises, MP1 calls, BB calls $0.75 (All-In).

Final Pot: 27 BB

Results in white below: 
BB has 8s 9c (two pair, nines and eights).
Hero has 8c 8h (three of a kind, eights).
MP1 has Tc Ts (three of a kind, tens).
Outcome: MP1 wins 27 BB. 

Set #2 crushed:

Party Poker 0.50/1 Hold'em (10 handed) http://216.119.70.224/converter/hhconverter.pl

Preflop: Hero is UTG+2 with 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
UTG calls, 1 fold, Hero calls, 3 folds, CO calls, 2 folds, BB checks.

Flop: (4.50 SB) J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (4 players)
BB checks, UTG bets, Hero calls, CO folds, BB folds.

Turn: (3.25 BB) A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
UTG bets, Hero raises, UTG 3-bets, Hero caps, UTG calls.

River: (11.25 BB) 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
UTG bets, Hero raises, UTG 3-bets, Hero caps, UTG calls.

Final Pot: 19.25 BB

Results in white below: 
UTG has Ac Js (full house, aces full of jacks).
Hero has 4h 4s (full house, fours full of aces).
Outcome: UTG wins 19.25 BB. 

Sweet, I flopped trips. But like some twisted, demented, praying vulture, the poker queen is determined to bend me over again.

Party Poker 0.50/1 Hold'em (8 handed) http://216.119.70.224/converter/hhconverter.pl

Preflop: Hero is BB with J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
1 fold, UTG+1 raises, MP1 calls, 4 folds, Hero calls.

Flop: (6.50 SB) K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3 players)
Hero bets, UTG+1 raises, MP1 folds, Hero 3-bets, UTG+1 calls $0.75 (All-In), Hero calls.

Turn: (6.75 BB) 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: (6.75 BB) 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: 6.75 BB

Results in white below: 
Hero has Jh Th (three of a kind, jacks).
UTG+1 has 3s 3h (full house, threes full of jacks).
Outcome: UTG+1 wins 6.75 BB. 

I can't even win with AA against this short stack moron making his last play:

Party Poker 0.50/1 Hold'em (9 handed) http://216.119.70.224/converter/hhconverter.pl

Preflop: Hero is BB with A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
7 folds, SB completes, Hero raises, SB calls.

Flop: (4 SB) 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
SB bets, Hero raises, SB calls $0.28 (All-In).

Turn: (3.78 BB) J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: (3.78 BB) K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: 3.78 BB

Results in white below: 
SB has 5c Jc (two pair, jacks and fives).
Hero has As Ah (one pair, aces).
Outcome: SB wins 3.56 BB. Hero wins 0.22 BB. 

And the end result is...

If you read all this BS, thankyou for sharing in my pain!

tenth · #**113** 07-19-2005, 02:23 AM

Not sure if this fits here or not, but this one hurt, bad. What are the odds? [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img]

Party Poker 0.50/1 Hold'em (10 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is UTG+2 with 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]. MP2 posts a blind of $0.50.
1 fold, UTG+1 calls, Hero calls, MP1 calls, MP2 (poster) checks, MP3 calls, CO calls, 1 fold, SB completes, BB checks.

Flop: (8 SB) 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (8 players)
SB checks, BB checks, UTG+1 checks, Hero bets, MP1 raises, MP2 calls, MP3 folds, CO folds, SB folds, BB folds, UTG+1 folds, Hero 3-bets, MP1 caps, MP2 calls, Hero calls.

Turn: (10 BB) 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3 players)
Hero bets, MP1 raises, MP2 folds, Hero 3-bets, MP1 caps, Hero calls.

River: (18 BB) 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets, MP1 calls $2 (All-In), Hero calls.

Final Pot: 22 BB

Results in white below: 
Hero has 7c 7h (four of a kind, sevens).
MP1 has 8d 8c (four of a kind, eights).
Outcome: MP1 wins 22 BB.

TwoShedsJackson · #**114** 07-19-2005, 03:18 AM

Be thankful he was all-in for two bets on the river or you would have lost another $2 [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

ellipse_87 · #**115** 07-19-2005, 04:16 AM

Two classics.

One fish calls a set of fives against a T-hi board flush; the other caps the river with the idiot end of a board straight.

PokerStars 0.25/0.50 Hold'em (6 handed) converter

Preflop: 6 limpers

Flop: 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (6 players)
SB bets, BB calls, UTG folds, MP calls, CO raises, SB calls, calls, MP folds.

Turn: T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (4 players)
SB folds, BB bets, CO calls.

River: 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (3 players)
 BB bets, CO calls.

Final Pot: 8.20 BB

Results in white below: 
has 2d Kh (flush, king high).
CO has 5s 5c (flush, ten high).
Button doesn't show.
Outcome: wins 8.20 BB. 13 BB. 

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PokerStars 0.25/0.50 Hold'em (8 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
2 folds, Hero calls, 1 fold, CO calls, 1 fold, SB completes, BB checks.

Flop: (4 SB) 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (4 players)
SB checks, BB checks, Hero checks, CO checks.

Turn: (2 BB) J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (4 players)
SB checks, BB checks, Hero bets, CO folds, SB calls, BB calls.

River: (5 BB) 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (3 players)
SB bets, BB raises, Hero folds, SB 3-bets, BB caps, SB calls.

Final Pot: 13 BB

Results in white below: 
SB has Qd 6h (straight, queen high).
BB has 6s Ad (straight, jack high).
Outcome: SB wins 13 BB.

bottomset · #**116** 07-19-2005, 06:02 AM

live 4/8game very good, I'm having a good time and up a fair amount, too help maintain a laggy image, i've been occasionally stradling this was a masterpiece

here's what you are suppossed to do, win a big pot UTG+1, announce a straddle while stacking up the chips

get 3bet by UTG1, coldcalled 2places, 4bet by the BB, 5bet without looking, decide to look see AA

flop: A64 2hearts, bet, raise 2calls 3bet call around
turn: 6hearts bet called by UTG and BB
river brick: bet call call

UTG1 KK with Khearts
BB QQ with Qhearts

damn river not being a heart, K or Q

but still huge pot taken down with a straddle
and boy would the 2+2 tables be fun with live straddles, 8bets preflop sounds like fun

Fadook · #**117** 07-19-2005, 11:50 AM

The poker gods were clearly smiling on me when this happened. I was multitabling, and while trying to make a table the active window, accidentally clicked the raise button with 4-10o. This is what then happened:

PokerStars 0.25/0.50 Hold'em (10 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is UTG+1 with 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]. CO posts a blind of $0.25.
1 fold, Hero raises, UTG+2 calls, MP1 calls, 2 folds, CO (poster) calls, 2 folds, BB calls.

Flop: (10.40 SB) T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (5 players)
BB checks, Hero bets, UTG+2 folds, MP1 calls, CO folds, BB calls.

Turn: (6.70 BB) 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (3 players)
BB bets, Hero calls, MP1 folds.

River: (8.70 BB) A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets, BB calls.

Final Pot: 10.70 BB

Results
BB has 8c 9c (two pair, tens and nines).
Hero has 4h Ts (three of a kind, tens).
Outcome: Hero wins 10.70 BB.

I couldn't help wondering afterwards: maybe when you see insane action, it's because hamfisted people can't click the right button?

adsman · #**118** 07-19-2005, 02:47 PM

The convertor won't do this properly, had to complete it by hand.

Party Poker 0.50/1 Hold'em (8 handed)
Preflop: Hero is MP2 with 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
UTG calls, 1 fold, MP1 calls, Hero raises, 2 folds, UTG calls, MP1 calls.

Flop Q [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Q [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] Q [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]

Enough said.

evans075 · #**119** 07-19-2005, 03:01 PM

Oh how I love Granny, she seems to spoil us sometimes!

V4P · #**120** 07-19-2005, 03:04 PM

I think the obvious question is, "Did he call you w/ Jack high?"