beat: fat roommate's fat girlfriend yells at me

[Triumph36]

wtf

'i need to feel like a man... but i want to avoid direct confrontation'

yeah gl with that

anyway another great tr - may you always have a fat roommate with a fat girlfriend, it entertains me much more than your happiness would

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[Lurker.]

you're in the same room as your roommate?

[TyFuji]

haha jizz in shampoo sounds like a winner

[Grasshopp3r]

Fattie eiffel tower action. Afterwards, she could make you a pie.

[bmwguy525]

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Fattie eiffel tower action. Afterwards, she could make you a pie and eat it before you get a chance to even see it.

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[ncboiler]

Jizzying in the shampoo is the pussy way out and maybe your passive aggressive personality is why you are in this situation. Confront her and him and tell them what you think. Or be a pussy and blow a load in the shampoo.

[Cheshire]

Let me get this right, you are mad because your roomate's girlfriend yelled at you for hitting her with a big wooden spoon while she was trying to sleep? How dare her.

Did you explain that you ment to hit him with the spoon and you are sorry you hit her on accident? This seems like it couldn't hurt. Also, if you ever think you might want to have a girl over I wouldn't go to war over this.

[jl3969]

Nair in shampoo.

fat people are horrible.

[schundler]

These are awesome. Keep them coming pls.