Beat: Parents think I am molesting my sister

[goodsamaritan]

Hilarious

[Requin]

It's just like what happened to Steve Zhan in National Security! Except racism can be funny, incest never is you sick [censored].

[boomshakalaka]

sooo.. youre running this by us, while you sit in your room waiting for your dad, to see if its a good alibi? Dont worry, we know how hot 11 y/os can be. We understand...

[sightless]

pics please

[KreellKeiser]

Too funny. I'm glad I'm not you. Besides I don't have any sisters so if I was to find myself in a similar situation it would be even more awful.

BTW, this thread rocks.

[boomshakalaka]

next time us a...




..ftw.

[RevAgain]

I think I've found useful pieces of poker strategy on 2+2 on perhaps 3 occasions, it's for threads like these that I check it every day!

To paraphrase Kevin Smith - So, did you cum or what?

[Stellastarr]

LOL wow. Trip report?

[durkahdurkah]

oil your sister up so next time the spider doesn't stick to her skin. i'm sure this will work with no repercussions.

[AK47Suited]

lol man shitttttt

that is so [censored] haha

I had something simmiliar happen to me when i was like 15 or something my sister was in the bathroom and i was outside throwing a ball around and she heard the ball against the wall ...i didnt even know she was in there.. she freaked out and ran into the living room and said someone was peeping on her my parents ran back to find me throwin my ball around out back and i got in [censored] for nothing ,..like [censored]

sisters are -ev