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Old 11-23-2006, 12:04 PM
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in the end my friend
its not about the cards really
i duel myself
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Old 11-23-2006, 12:25 PM
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this is a random thread that can hold some literary poker content. Feel free to populate with alliteration, simile, metaphor, haiku (5-7-5 kids), etc.

I'll kick things off


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winning is often
quietly waiting with chips
asking to be called


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I sat and folded
so at the end of the hand
I could keep sitting


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preemptively presuming poker prowess precludes propogation of profits and penalizes prospective perspective.


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no limit holdem is like getting in a gunfight where your weapons change shape every time you fire them - sometimes you're fighting rocket launchers with pop guns.

limit holdem is like getting in a fist fight against someone with roughly the same physical build - the guy that understands the art of combat will eventually come out on top.


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Winning at no limit holdem is like mugging a guy.
Winning at limit holdem is like embezzling from him.


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You are an unique individiual. [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
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Old 11-23-2006, 03:14 PM
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The key to limit hold'em is to put a man at a decision for some of his chips.

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I laughed out loud there, great quote.
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Old 11-23-2006, 03:16 PM
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Wow, Moss, that was pretty damn good. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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Old 11-23-2006, 03:57 PM
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it doesnt matter how you start, its all about how you finish
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Old 11-23-2006, 04:28 PM
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Wow, Moss, that was pretty damn good. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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Haha thanks guys.
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Old 11-23-2006, 04:39 PM
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in the end my friend
its not about the cards really
i duel myself

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That's true too.
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Old 11-23-2006, 05:15 PM
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In LHE, sometimes you're the boxing glove, and sometimes you're the punching bag.
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Old 11-24-2006, 10:13 AM
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The flop donk a quick jab in a game of uppercuts.
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Old 11-24-2006, 12:46 PM
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i like that alot burns
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