Funniest thing you've heard while playing online.

[Lee_C]

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I prefer: "This table is tighter than tick pus*sy."

There is always the reliable standby, when you push in a sit-n-go, get called by aces, and crack 'em. When the aces guy moans and groans, you respond: "Next time you call my all-in, you better have a hand."

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This table is tighter than frog pus sy and man that's water tight!