Funniest thing you've heard while playing online.

[siccjay]

Here is some funny chat. I had AQ and he had A5 or something flop came AAx

fishy: I had the three aces... i better get my MONEY>>>>>>
nutz: he won with the higher kicker
fishy: how many times has that happened???
jay: lmao
fishy: lmao my ass
jay: do you not understand basic rules or what?
jay: i mean, not to be a XXXX, but whats the problem?
fishy: it was not full I had 3 aces>>> he did not
randomplayer: get over it he did have three aaa
fishy: i had three aces too.....
fishy: hoe the XXXX does that happen only 4 in a deck.
fishy: they will get the money switched so get ready to be a little light in the AM.....

[behemoth2006]

Was he freakin serious?

God, how do these people not know they're donators!?!

[Genz]

I would just love to get my hands on the email-exchange between that dude and the support-crew...

[vexvelour]

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hoe the XXXX does that happen only 4 in a deck

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This whole sentence is freakin hilarious.

[Philo]

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hoe the XXXX does that happen only 4 in a deck

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This whole sentence is freakin hilarious.

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This new math is very confusing.

[mroels]

Read this one somewhere here...copied it a while back...
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also another thing if u whip out ur cock and show it to him and looks away very quickly(assume he doesnt normally like seeing u do this) hes most likely bluffing, if he looks confused like what r u doin, he has a hand.
Also: if he looks like he wants to bite the thing off for a second, he has the nuts, otherwise if he stared @ it like he wants to bite it for about 5 or more seconds, he might be a homosexual.

PS If he also whips out his penis and tells u he has the nuts, tell him u believe him, but are going to suck out on him.


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If someone's running bad: "God I probably couldn't catch aids in an african whorehouse right now."

"Nuts on Your Chin"

[ottsville]

After paying off and finding that his A high hasn't held up, player A says "F me!"
Player B: "are you cute?"

[acesfall]

bluffed a guy with bottom pair and showed him because he seemed tilty. Called me a [censored] for raising with a deuce. It was really funny at the time (probably not so much now)

[oddsock]

Two made me laugh out loud, both happened on the same day last month...

First was :

After a ridiculous betting action in a STT which ended in a tremendous bad beat runner runner donkey flush.

Beaten Player : Thanks
Donk : yw - i was lucky
Beaten Player : No thanks because I was wondering why I had a note on you which read "retarded XXXX"

Second was :

Player C : fu - i make my living from people like you
Player D : you a pro?
Player C : sure am
Player D : a 5c table pro? you live in a kennel?

[Al Mirpuri]

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Player C : fu - i make my living from people like you
Player D : you a pro?
Player C : sure am
Player D : a 5c table pro? you live in a kennel?

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I laughed out loud at this one. A 5c pro. At least he's a bigger player than all the play money millionaires online.