Funniest thing you've heard while playing online.

[davebreal]

Wow, that stacking your chips line is pretty funny!

Here's a somewhat entertaining dialogue after one guy check quad aces down to the river, and I walked into a royal flush. I especially like the 3rd party commentary:

Villain 1: XXXX me you can't even slowplay quad aces around here
me: you did have quads, huh?
Villain 1: yes, quad aces
me: thats a horrible beat
Villain 2: not as bad as one i saw in holdem once live
Villain 1: one for the files [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
Villain 2: quad aces lost to Q 3 offsuit, live poker is rigged
Villain 2: dude made a straight flush wheel with the 3
Villain 1: lol
me: unreal