Dumb jokes you still find hilarious

[Benman]

Two penguins meet on an iceberg.

First penguin says, "Hey, you look like you're wearing a tuxedo!"

Second penguin: "How do you know I'm not?"

[snoopdawg]

Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive?
A: She was a woman.

A man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing only a crapload of bubble wrap. The guy asks the doctor:
"Doc, am I crazy?"
To which the doctor replies:
"Well I can't tell you that, but I can clearly see your(e) nuts."

[TorpedoBreath]

Me: Knock-knock.
You: Who's there?
Me: I'm a pile up.
You: I'm a pile up, who?
Me: [laughs and points]

[cookieb]

WHAT DO YOU CALL A MEXICAN WOMAN WITH NO LEGS?

Consuelo

WHAT IS GREEN AND HAS WHEELS?

Grass, I lied about the wheels

[callmedonnie]

Why does Snoop Dogg wear a poncho?

Because of the drizzle.

[hawk59]

A Jewish kid asked his father if he could borrow 5 bucks.

The father said "4 bucks??? What do you need 3 bucks for??????"

[IlliniLou]

what do all battered woman have in common?



they dont listen