Dumb jokes you still find hilarious

[TTChamp]

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That's what she said

[Ron Burgundy]

How did the blonde terrorist die?

When she tried to blow up a bus by putting her mouth on the tailpipe.

[fnord_too]

Did you hear about the cannible who passed his brother in the woods?

[Big_Jim]

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One looks to the other and asks, "Does this taste funny, to you?"

What does a cannibal get when he's late for dinner?
The cold shoulder.

[aLOWdAkING]

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Two cannibals are eating a clown. One looks to the other and asks, "Does this taste funny, to you?"

What does a cannibal get when he's late for dinner?
The cold shoulder.

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awesome.

[stigmata]

You Ask: "Guess What?"
Person replies: "What?"
You Reply: "Wow, Good Guess"

[DrewDevil]

Thread is tl;dr, so I apologize if this is a repeat.

Two peanuts were walking down the street, and one was assaulted. Peanut.