Funny stories from smoking weed

[bholdr]

I'm stoned right now...

AAAAHHHH HAHHAH HAHAHAHA HAAAHHHH!!!

(it's funny to ME...)

[ChipWrecked]

I know a lot of funny stuff used to happen when I was stoned. But I forgot it all.

[stigmata]

I fear these stories are only really funny if you were there, but what the heck.

We got stoned during our school break once, and one of the other kids threw a whitey in class. He turned green and collapsed on the floor in front of the teacher. He then puked everywhere, got up, ran home and wasn't seen for another week. He didn't live that one down, LOL.

[kurosh]

First time I got stoned, I ended up in fetal position on the ground, convulsing with laughter, clutching a HUGE can of peanuts and screaming "MY NUTS MY NUTS" a la Gollum for an hour, while simultaneously trying to eat as many as I could.

Mostly lots of random instances of me making a jackass out of myself as I try to order food or explain something to someone. Read some of my posts on OOT from a few weeks ago.

Once I tried to explain to someone the reason I'm good at math is because I'm the reincarnate spirit of the russian mathematician Kurosh. Then I went on into saying the reason why traffic lights go green-yellow-red is because young fireflys light green, at maturity light yellow and when you cut their asses off, it turns red.

[WackityWhiz]

Last night, after the deed was done, we went to quik trip. I got a 44 oz cup of a fountain energy drink and a bag of salt and vinegar potato chips.

I left my wallet in the car and brought 5 bucks with me inside. I went to pay for my stuff and they guy goes "that'll be 1.73." So I give him 5 bucks and while i'm waiting for him to count the change, I unwrapped my straw and am in the process of slamming it through the hole in the plastic lid. I get it through and he hands me 3 bucks and some change. He then says "Can I take your change?" and without thinking i just hand him the 3 bucks back and am about to leave.

Then he goes "Ooops, i meant to say trash, can I take your trash?" and he takes my straw wrapper and gives me back the 3 bucks. I just laugh and walk out the door. Looking back on it, i had to look pretty damn retarded, cuz I seriously was just gonna walk out haha.

[JDErickson]

One time a freind of mine were stoned and hungry.

Only thing we could find was 2 boxes of frozen Chocodiles in the freezer.

Nectar of the gods they were, both boxes.

Another time watching Rambo and everything looked green, turned out our big screen was messed up. Then the arrow through the head scene and seeing the look on my firends face was priceless.

[Greenthumb]

buffalo farts are always funny (when someone coughs into the bong and drenches all the weed and gets bongwater all over themselves and whtevers around them)
Love,
Greenthumb

[smk67]

The weirdest story I can recall was about two years ago, I got stoned with my roommate. I used to smoke often, but then and now its very occassional. Anyways, I was laughing at everything when my cellphone rings. It was from a girl I hooked up with on spring break like 10 months before that night. For some reason, that was like the funniest thing ever. So I answer, and after a few seconds totally cannot stop laughing. But the wierd thing is, neither could she. So we both basically laughed our asses off for about two minutes then my phone cut out. I never talked or laughed to her again... Good times!

[yasher]

how did you manage to bump this 5 month old thread, with that garbage?

die.

[Born 2 Loose]

We were in Disney World and looking for a secluded spot to smoke and went down beside these two buildings with nothing but plain walls and flush metal doors. There was a little spot at the end that had a view of a small lake and we sparked up there. After a few puffs there is a tap on my shoulder. I look around and Goofy is standing there wagging his finger at me in a "no, no" gesture. What a freak out! Turns out those doors are the places where the characters can discretely join the crowds.

F'in Goofy!

p.s. the best place we found was on the sky tram.