Funny stories from smoking weed
 

Okay, I've never seen this type of thread before so I'll start off.

One summer evening I was enjoying a joint with a friend.. We had had some 7-11 burritos and some weird ass energy drinks, which we treated like beer ("chug chug chug! YEAA!!!!") and we were having a discussion about the universe. He kept asking "you know what I'm talking about?" and somehow I KNEW EXACTLY what he was talking about.. in my mind I knew we had both come to the same conclusion but whenever I tried to voice it, I couldn't help myself from laughing. That was some really good marijuana.

The first time I visited my college, I was lighting up a good one and thought all the doors were automatic when they weren't.. so I'd be standing in front of a door and be like "wtf is this broken?" and someone had to pull open the door for me. I still chuckle whenever I think about how stupid I was.

Alright, can't think of any more for now. Someone else go.

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So one time, I was stoned and taking the train, and the conductor came on and was just like "The sky is beautiful tonight," and I was just all like "Yo, that was awesome." You know what I mean?

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I love P.O.T.

End of story.

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I think the problem with this thread will be that the stories were hilarious while we were stoned but in writing in OOT they're not funny at all. Having said that, here's a short one of mine:

OK well I started typing mine up but I realised it involves too much breaking and entering for people not to disapprove or for me to post it on the internet.

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man i hope i wasnt like you when i used to smoke.

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The other night while smoking, we kept getting this phone calls with nobody on the other end. But since we were high, we started talking to the phone all friendly, seeing if we can get a response. Then we realized we were talking to the aliens off of Signs, because the caller kept making those weird alien sounds. Then they played us some creepy alien techno music. They played it three times because I kept requesting it. I swear. I haven't heard from the aliens since.

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I'm sure AC Slater will have some good ones.

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Playing .05/.10 NL on stars right now. I push all-in on turn with AKs and flushdraw, no pair, for 3x pot. Dude calls, I don't improve, MHIG.

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I smoked before going to a movie. After we got the tickets we went to get food. When it was my turn to order, I forgot how to speak. Waited there for 10 mins with a blank look on my face as my friends yelled at me. Finally, I regained touch with reality and ordered 12 tacos. the end.

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Yeah I have some of these stories too. At least a few result in either running from the cops or being cornered by the cops. Good times.