Things non 2+2'ers/Ballers/Poker Players Say That Tilt You

[TurdFerguson]

GF: So how did you do playing online tonight?

Me: Well, I won/lost $________.

GF: You know it doesn't matter anyway, because it's just fake internet money.

Me: WTF are you talking about?

GF: You can't get it offline into your bank account.

Me: Well, actually, yes, I can. You see...

GF: No, I read an article about it somewhere a while back, blah blah vagina oprah woman crap blah

Me: *feels little piece of my brain die inside my skull*