Things non 2+2'ers/Ballers/Poker Players Say That Tilt You

[sethypooh21]

Having to explain such things as expectation and variance to my parents OVER AND OVER AGAIN despite that I've had 1 losing month in 3 years. I'm fairly confident that I know what I'm doing by this point.

Actually the one that I really hate is "ZOMG!!! why don't you quite your job and play teh pohah????" because it makes me want to do just that...