OT: [censored] thread, May, READ RULES IN TOP POST

[citanul]

wiggs,

let's use this thread like AMT and Manchild!

funny story:

so Buddy1 is a consultant, monday-weds was in Houston, Weds night comes through chicago, Thurs heads off to Singapore (again) for 10 mo or so, which isn't so bad cause he's dating some chick out there.

so he calls buddy2 earlier this week saying "hey man, i got a package shipped to you from barnes and noble that i'll pick up on weds if it's there by then and take to singapore for the gf."

buddy 2 "should i forward it on to you if it doesn't get here in time? and why not just have it delivered from barnes and noble direct to singapore?"

buddy 1 "i think it's just cheaper or something to get in the US, it's Lost Girls, a graphic novel by Alan Moore."

Buddy2 "uh, you do know that that's a hardcore pornographic novel right?"

Buddy 1: "uh, no, i did not know that."

Buddy 2: "and you know of course that it's illegal to bring hardcore porn in to Singapore, right?"

Buddy 1: ...

Buddy 2: "I think she's trying to get rid of you."

Results: Buddy1 is on his way to Singapore right now with hardcore porn in his bag. We're all kind of hoping for some light caning.