Almost killed by a deer...

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Beat: I only won $110 at the casino in one of the softest games ever because I got nothing to work with...

Brag: On the way home, doing 75 miles per hour at 5 am while tired, I noticed a deer running across the interstate at the last possible second and swerved into the left lane to miss the deer by about a foot. I then started fishtailing but somehow managed to keep the car on the road. I obviously have the best reflexes and driving skills ever.

Variance: I would have fallen asleep easily when I got home, but now my adrenaline is pumping.