Almost killed by a deer...
 

Beat: I only won $110 at the casino in one of the softest games ever because I got nothing to work with...

Brag: On the way home, doing 75 miles per hour at 5 am while tired, I noticed a deer running across the interstate at the last possible second and swerved into the left lane to miss the deer by about a foot. I then started fishtailing but somehow managed to keep the car on the road. I obviously have the best reflexes and driving skills ever.

Variance: I would have fallen asleep easily when I got home, but now my adrenaline is pumping.

Re: Almost killed by a deer...
 

Your adrenaline is pumping for a reason. Go back and kick that deer's ass!

Re: Almost killed by a deer...
 

.30-06 ftw. Deer tastes good. You're at the top of the food chain for a reason. Don't let that sucker pwn you.

Re: Almost killed by a deer...
 

I swerve to hit the animals

Re: Almost killed by a deer...
 

And then you woke up in a puddle of saliva realizing that it was all just a dream.

Re: Almost killed by a deer...
 

[ QUOTE ]
And then you woke up in a puddle of [censored] realizing that it was all just a wet dream.

[/ QUOTE ]

Re: Almost killed by a deer...
 

[ QUOTE ]
Brag: On the way home, doing 75 miles per hour at 5 am while tired, I noticed a deer running across the interstate at the last possible second and swerved into the left lane to miss the deer by about a foot. I then started fishtailing but somehow managed to keep the car on the road. I obviously have the best reflexes and driving skills ever.

[/ QUOTE ]
mspaint deer plzkthx

Re: Almost killed by a deer...
 

why didn't you turn round to have another go?

Re: Almost killed by a deer...
 

Re: Almost killed by a deer...
 

[ QUOTE ]
.30-06 ftw. Deer tastes good. You're at the top of the food chain for a reason. Don't let that sucker pwn you.

[/ QUOTE ]
do you realize how hard that deer would own his car?