Brag: My last 24 hours (Includes sexy time and 2p2 banning)

[NozeCandy]

Brag: Regular [censored] buddy/maybe girlfriend from blue balls thread slept over Thursday. She gave me head for an hour before I passed out. She wakes me up at about 730 and says, and I quote, "I want to have sex, but I'm not sure because then I will want to have sex all the time and I don't know if you will want to." I stare at her like she is retarded, then proceed to [censored] her.

Beat: Roommate walked in halfway through after a night of being sexiled, realizes what's going on, and walks back out.

Brag: He is a mortal lock to tell everyone about what happened. Everyone will now know about me banging hot chicks.

Brag: Log on to 2+2 that afternoon and realize I've got a nice 24 hour ban for the "John Amaechi: Pitcher or Catcher?" thread I started to settle a bet in the sporting events forum.

Brag: It is officially Mardi Gras and I'm going to drink as soon as I end this post. Beads and titties baby.