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NozeCandy 02-17-2007 04:40 PM

Brag: My last 24 hours (Includes sexy time and 2p2 banning)
 
Brag: Regular [censored] buddy/maybe girlfriend from blue balls thread slept over Thursday. She gave me head for an hour before I passed out. She wakes me up at about 730 and says, and I quote, "I want to have sex, but I'm not sure because then I will want to have sex all the time and I don't know if you will want to." I stare at her like she is retarded, then proceed to [censored] her.

Beat: Roommate walked in halfway through after a night of being sexiled, realizes what's going on, and walks back out.

Brag: He is a mortal lock to tell everyone about what happened. Everyone will now know about me banging hot chicks.

Brag: Log on to 2+2 that afternoon and realize I've got a nice 24 hour ban for the "John Amaechi: Pitcher or Catcher?" thread I started to settle a bet in the sporting events forum.

Brag: It is officially Mardi Gras and I'm going to drink as soon as I end this post. Beads and titties baby.

absoludicrous 02-17-2007 04:45 PM

Re: Brag: My last 24 hours (Includes sexy time and 2p2 banning)
 
excellent.

React1oN 02-17-2007 04:51 PM

Re: Brag: My last 24 hours (Includes sexy time and 2p2 banning)
 
Nice hand OP.

Also, LOL @ "Pitcher/Catcher"

Go_Blue88 02-17-2007 04:53 PM

Re: Brag: My last 24 hours (Includes sexy time and 2p2 banning)
 
OMG you had sex! teach me your ways! is it true that if you don't use it, you lose it?????

NozeCandy 02-17-2007 04:58 PM

Re: Brag: My last 24 hours (Includes sexy time and 2p2 banning)
 
[censored] I thought I posted this in BBV4Life. Oh well.

Ribsauce 02-17-2007 05:13 PM

Re: Brag: My last 24 hours (Includes sexy time and 2p2 banning)
 
Over/under on how many people get murderd during Mardi Gras?

JackOfSpeed 02-17-2007 05:15 PM

Re: Brag: My last 24 hours (Includes sexy time and 2p2 banning)
 
what do pitcher and catcher mean? or is this NSFW?

Esperante 02-17-2007 05:51 PM

Re: Brag: My last 24 hours (Includes sexy time and 2p2 banning)
 
[ QUOTE ]
Over/under on how many people get murderd during Mardi Gras?

[/ QUOTE ]

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ninjaunderwear 02-17-2007 05:55 PM

Re: Brag: My last 24 hours (Includes sexy time and 2p2 banning)
 
[ QUOTE ]
Brag: It is officially Mardi Gras and I'm going to drink as soon as I end this post.

[/ QUOTE ]
Beat: French is a difficult language.

bigt2k4 02-17-2007 05:55 PM

Re: Brag: My last 24 hours (Includes sexy time and 2p2 banning)
 
I've taken the time to translate your text so more people in 2+2 can understand it:

Brag: regular [censored] buddy/maybe breezee F-R-to-tha-izzom bizzy balls thread slizzept over thursday fo' sheezy. she gave me heezee fo` an hizzle before i passed out , ya feel me?. she wakes me up at `bout 730 n says, n i quote, "i wiznant ta hizzy sizzex, but im not sure coz tizzy i wizzle W-to-tha-izzant ta hizzle sex all tha time n i D-to-tha-izzont know if you will wizzant to." i stare at her like she is retarded, T-H-to-tha-izzen proceed ta [censored] her now [censored] lemme here ya say hoe.

beat droppin hits: roommate walked in halfway through pimp a night of being sexiled, realizes whats going on, n walks bizzle out.

brag: he is a mortal lock ta tizzle everyone `bout what happened . Snoop heffner mixed with a little bit of doggy flint. everyone will now kniznow `bout me bang'n hot chicks.

brag: log on ta 2+2 thiznat afternoon n realize ive gots a funky ass 24 hour ban fo` tha "jizzay amaechi if you gots a paper stack: pitcha or killa thread i started ta settle a bet in tha chillin' events forum . Hollaz to the East Side.

brag . Fo'-fo' desert eagle to your [censored]' dome: it is officially mardi gras n im gonna D-R-to-tha-izzink as soon as i end this pizzost . Relax, cus I'm bout to take my respect. beads n titties baby keep'n it real yo.


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