Why are you going to Hell?

[Anacardo]

As in: when you're processed at the gates, right below the big All Hope Abandon sign, and they show you the form, explain what's checkboxed and circled in red ink.

Me? I'm going to hell because I can't shut the [censored] up. I'm a terrible backbiter. I bring things up that I should keep to myself all the time. This is a terrible trait to have, and it's probably the thing about myself I find hardest to control.

So my form says 'Backbiting.' Yours?