Funniest thing you've heard while playing online.

[govman6767]

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My 2 roommates and I are playing in a home game. They have a history of going at it head-to-head, and the following ensued:

Both players are fairly short-stacked in a tournament style game.

Preflop:
Josh raises to 5x BB
Keith calls

Flop:
A 5 2

Josh pushes all-in
Keith calls

Josh shows AK
Keith shows 52o and wins with two pair.

The quote?

Josh: "How the hell can you call a preflop raise like that with 52o?"

Keith: "Because God loves me and hates you."

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Winner