Funniest thing you've heard while playing online.

[siccjay]

Here is some funny chat. I had AQ and he had A5 or something flop came AAx

fishy: I had the three aces... i better get my MONEY>>>>>>
nutz: he won with the higher kicker
fishy: how many times has that happened???
jay: lmao
fishy: lmao my ass
jay: do you not understand basic rules or what?
jay: i mean, not to be a XXXX, but whats the problem?
fishy: it was not full I had 3 aces>>> he did not
randomplayer: get over it he did have three aaa
fishy: i had three aces too.....
fishy: hoe the XXXX does that happen only 4 in a deck.
fishy: they will get the money switched so get ready to be a little light in the AM.....