BEAT: i am forbidden to wear black

[DING-DONG YO]

Pink shirt with dark suit is acceptable. Pink Brooks Brothers flared collar with new Brooks Brothers two button. I wore that to a wedding last weekend in Chi-town with my new "Agent Smith" Oakleys and my rented Hyndai Sonata (Avis Preferred Nigga). I got many comments on my balla-ness.

Oh, and did I mention it only took me 3 weeks to get my wife preggers after she stopped taking birth control. My poker skills may suck but ma man-junk is still the balla!

Variance: Hopefully my kid won't look like D10.

NOTE: All that sht was purchased before BUSTO.