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keikiwai 10-05-2006 04:25 PM

BEAT: i am forbidden to wear black
 
so i'm going to a wedding in SLO on saturday

there is a rehersal dinner friday

i have to look nice

i brought a black shirt and a blue shirt with me to wear. i thought i'd buy slacks, shoes, and 2 ties for the occasion.

well, i have to get a full on suit, which is fine, but i was also directly told by the bride's father, the bride, and my gf that

"you cannot wear a black shirt. you are not garth brooks. it looks tacky"

my response: "but i've often worn a black shirt before"

gf: "doesn't mean you didn't look tacky before"

wtf. black shirt is balla.

http://img64.imageshack.us/img64/970...2109368jo1.jpg

[censored] [censored]... off to the mens wearhouse

Vehn 10-05-2006 04:28 PM

Re: BEAT: i am forbidden to wearing black
 
wtf? black shirts by themselves are baller but with ties/suits is very douchey. this is standard

DING-DONG YO 10-05-2006 04:29 PM

Re: BEAT: i am forbidden to wearing black
 
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wtf? black shirts by themselves are baller but with ties/suits is very douchey. this is standard

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QFT

Scary_Tiger 10-05-2006 04:34 PM

Re: BEAT: i am forbidden to wearing black
 
Post a pic of yourself wearing the black shirt with a suit.

keikiwai 10-05-2006 04:34 PM

Re: BEAT: i am forbidden to wearing black
 
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wtf? black shirts by themselves are baller but with ties/suits is very douchey. this is standard

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these are my views on the matter.... and why would you wear a full suit to a rehearsal dinner?

some gold bling around my neck, sporting the gold watch, black shirt buttoned half way up, black slacks, black leather belt, black shoes....

seriously though. black is good anywhere.... garth brooks - lol... so much better if they'd have said Johnny Cash

DING-DONG YO 10-05-2006 04:36 PM

Re: BEAT: i am forbidden to wearing black
 
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and why would you wear a full suit to a rehearsal dinner

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When in Rome....

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seriously though. black is good anywhere

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In da club when it's yo BIRFDAY, yes.

Rehearsal dinner and ESPECIALLY wedding, U a dildo.

keikiwai 10-05-2006 04:40 PM

Re: BEAT: i am forbidden to wearing black
 
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and why would you wear a full suit to a rehearsal dinner

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When in Rome....

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seriously though. black is good anywhere

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In da club when it's yo BIRFDAY, yes.

Rehearsal dinner and ESPECIALLY wedding, U a dildo.

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i'm gonna party likes it's my BIRFDAY and put some cake in my MOUF in my PURTY NONBLACK [censored] shirt

0evg0 10-05-2006 04:40 PM

Re: BEAT: i am forbidden to wearing black
 
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some gold bling around my neck, sporting the gold watch, black shirt buttoned half way up, black slacks, black leather belt, black shoes....

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GUIDORLY?

NajdorfDefense 10-05-2006 04:54 PM

Re: BEAT: i am forbidden to wearing black
 
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some gold bling around my neck, sporting the gold watch, black shirt buttoned half way up, black slacks, black leather belt, black shoes....

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GUIDORLY?

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wannabe GORLYTTI

Chump Change 10-05-2006 05:12 PM

Re: BEAT: i am forbidden to wearing black
 
Wow, what a marvelous thread. Especially the ORLY's directly above.

Aye, black shirt's a no-go, unless it's black on black, which is cool IMO but more befitting a funeral than wedding.


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