Funniest thing you've heard while playing online.

[VoraciousReader]

I was playing a good player HU at an empty 6m table on Absolute while we waited for it to fill.

Once we had 5 or so, one of the new players got upset after my HU opponent made his/her straight on the river.

New player: All that betting.
NP: Sucked out on the river.
NP: Fish, betting with nothing.

And more along those lines. Other player said something like: "I love it when you talk sweet to me."

Unfortunately, it backfired. The table coach left. And he was really bad at poker, too. [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]