Dumb jokes you still find hilarious

[henrikrh]

An american, a european and a chinese man are stranded on an island. The european man takes charge amd says "We have to prepare ourselves for the long haul, I'll go find water, American dude you go find food and Chinese dude you go find supplies. We'll meet back here in an hour" They all agree and head off...

An hour later the american and the european are standing on the beach, confused as to why the chinese man has yet to return. So they venture into the jungle to find him, eventually they pass a bush and from behind the bush teh chinese guy jumps out and yells "SUPPLIES!!"