My friends suck (trip report)

[BWebb]

Tonight, about 10 of my friends are getting together to party at my friend's fat house. One of my friends is able to get the girl he is seeing to come over with 4 of her friends that are all doable, some better than that. I end up meeting them at the gate to the community and bring them to the house. On the way to the backyard, I ask if any of them brought their swimsuits. They respond that they didn't but they have bra and panties or they could go in nothing at all. Sweet! This is starting off very well. We make the introductions and get the ladies settled with some delicious Keystone Lights. I'm up on the Beruit table and I'm able to recruit the best looking one to play as my partner while the four others are being amazed by my sinking skills. While the game is going on, ZERO of my friends make any kind of attempt to talk to the girls or entertain in any way. It was like that scene from Revenge of the Nerds before Booger busted out the fat joints. Things are going well with my beruit partner and I'm getting good vibes, which are also noticed by the only cool friend I have. Unfortunately, as could be predicted, the other girls are getting bored and begin to get on their cell phones. This is not a good sign but there is still time if my friends had any balls at all. Unfortunately, they do not. As you can guess, the other girls aren't having fun so they decide they want to leave. This results in all the girls having to leave and my chance at getting laid goes to 0. My friends suck.

Cliff notes: My friends don't like pussy.