My friends suck (trip report)
 

Tonight, about 10 of my friends are getting together to party at my friend's fat house. One of my friends is able to get the girl he is seeing to come over with 4 of her friends that are all doable, some better than that. I end up meeting them at the gate to the community and bring them to the house. On the way to the backyard, I ask if any of them brought their swimsuits. They respond that they didn't but they have bra and panties or they could go in nothing at all. Sweet! This is starting off very well. We make the introductions and get the ladies settled with some delicious Keystone Lights. I'm up on the Beruit table and I'm able to recruit the best looking one to play as my partner while the four others are being amazed by my sinking skills. While the game is going on, ZERO of my friends make any kind of attempt to talk to the girls or entertain in any way. It was like that scene from Revenge of the Nerds before Booger busted out the fat joints. Things are going well with my beruit partner and I'm getting good vibes, which are also noticed by the only cool friend I have. Unfortunately, as could be predicted, the other girls are getting bored and begin to get on their cell phones. This is not a good sign but there is still time if my friends had any balls at all. Unfortunately, they do not. As you can guess, the other girls aren't having fun so they decide they want to leave. This results in all the girls having to leave and my chance at getting laid goes to 0. My friends suck.

Cliff notes: My friends don't like pussy.

Re: My friends suck (trip report)
 

You shoulda forced them into talking and hanging with the other chicks, Mack Daddy. Shoulda busted out Twister or some other group game that would've involved everybody. Or had everyone jump into the pool, duh.

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Look, you played horribly and got burned because of it. If your friends have no game, you should know this going in and be prepared; you shouldn't ever depend on your friends for action just as, obviously, they shouldn't depend on you.

Your friends are chumps and while you're probably not, you acted like one by continuing to play when clearly your friends were messing up hard. Do whatever you have to do, but using the excuse of playing makes you no better than your friends who were doing nothing. If this is a team game and you are clearly the captain, act like it.

-Michael

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so girls under any circumstances will start talking to the guys

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Well, what a bunch of pussies.

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they came round mine after that debacle

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too bad the stars and moon weren't aligned just right so you could get your dik off...better ruck next time.

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"you going anywhere good, this IS getting kinda lame?"

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wtf just get them drunk or stoned or something

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You shoulda forced them into talking and hanging with the other chicks, Mack Daddy. Shoulda busted out Twister or some other group game that would've involved everybody. Or had everyone jump into the pool, duh.

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For rill.
What happened to the swimming pool idea?
They said, 'We are going to get naked and jumpo in the pool"
And you said, 'Word'
But then decided to instead play some game that i've never heard of (so it must suck).
Hm.

What is beruit anyhow?