Funniest thing you've heard while playing online.

[Bobb]

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This one happened live...

Board of Q 4 9 8 Q, my buddy has J 10 for the straight, and has been betting the whole way down

On the river, he bets, other guy calls and shows Q9 for the rivered full house

"You had the nuts...Why didn't you raise?" asks my buddy
The guy looks at his friend who's sitting next to him, gives him a nudge and starts laughing like an idiot and says "I was letting you do all the raising for me, kid"

Nothing funnier than old guys who are total idiots, yet think they're experts on the game, because they're 3 times your age

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I absolutely LOVE this! That reply makes me laugh inside for about five minutes every time I hear it.

Also: Live at a 3/6 table, "Aces lose more than they win".