Dumb jokes you still find hilarious

[Mike Haven]

So this car driver gives a lift to a beautiful girl hitchhiker.

After a while she starts getting fresh and she unzips him and starts playing with it as they drive along.

Suddenly, she whips out a knife, cuts it off with one slash, and throws it out the window!

And the lady in the car behind turns to her husband and says, "Wow! That fly had a big dick!"