Funny stories from smoking weed

[UncleRemus]

In high school, a pal and myself gave a teacher an excuse I can't recall, and went and smoked a joint. Afterwards, he ran out to his car while I went back to class.

I sat down, and went on with my business. A good five minutes passed, and my friend was still gone.

"Where is that nutbag", the teacher asked rhetorically.

"He's nut-bag yet", I replied.

He just laughed cuz he was a cool guy.