Funny stories from smoking weed

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Okay, I've never seen this type of thread before so I'll start off.

One summer evening I was enjoying a joint with a friend.. We had had some 7-11 burritos and some weird ass energy drinks, which we treated like beer ("chug chug chug! YEAA!!!!") and we were having a discussion about the universe. He kept asking "you know what I'm talking about?" and somehow I KNEW EXACTLY what he was talking about.. in my mind I knew we had both come to the same conclusion but whenever I tried to voice it, I couldn't help myself from laughing. That was some really good marijuana.

The first time I visited my college, I was lighting up a good one and thought all the doors were automatic when they weren't.. so I'd be standing in front of a door and be like "wtf is this broken?" and someone had to pull open the door for me. I still chuckle whenever I think about how stupid I was.

Alright, can't think of any more for now. Someone else go.