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#51
04-18-2007, 10:47 PM
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Re: beat: fat roommate\'s fat girlfriend yells at me
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I need to get her back so I can still feel like a man but I want to avoid direct confrontation with roommate. [/ QUOTE ] Jizzing in the shampoo is not something a man would do, thats something a bitch would do. If you want to be a man, tell your roommate to go to her place if she bothers you that much. Or are you afraid that fatty will kick your ass? 
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#54
04-18-2007, 11:20 PM
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Re: beat: fat roommate\'s fat girlfriend yells at me
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Jizzing in the shampoo is not something a man would do, thats something a bitch would do. If you want to be a man, tell your roommate to go to her place if she bothers you that much. Or are you afraid that fatty will kick your ass? [/ QUOTE ] Maybe feeling like a man was the wrong way to put it since I still feel like a man anyway. I don't like her or him and would feel much better about life in general if my jizz was in her hair. She lives two hours away and my roommate doesn't have a car so him going to her place isn't really an option. She wears the pants in the relationship and he is the most whipped guy I have ever met. I'm not afraid of roommate kicking my ass even though he would since he weighs 100 pounds more then me, but I think it is easy to understand why you wouldn't want to start something with someone you live with everyday.
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#55
04-18-2007, 11:39 PM
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Re: beat: fat roommate\'s fat girlfriend yells at me
Learn how to sew. As she sleeps tighten her pants. Wake up before she does. Laugh as she tries to put on said pants. You may wish to poll BBV4Life for the perfect line to say at this moment.
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#56
04-19-2007, 12:34 AM
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Re: beat: fat roommate\'s fat girlfriend yells at me
I'm really wondering how fat they both are. Are you just really skinny? I'm asking because I know really skinny people (Ogre, Bill Nye, et. al.) that make fun of normal sized people for being fat just because they are really skinny. In conclusion, the best way to get back at them is to take nekkid pix of them and post them on here. ty.
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#57
04-19-2007, 12:36 AM
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Re: beat: fat roommate\'s fat girlfriend yells at me
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I'm really wondering how fat they both are. Are you just really skinny? I'm asking because I know really skinny people (Ogre, Bill Nye, et. al.) that make fun of normal sized people for being fat just because they are really skinny. In conclusion, the best way to get back at them is to take nekkid pix of them and post them on here. ty. [/ QUOTE ] You know bill nye?
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#60
04-19-2007, 01:18 AM
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Re: beat: fat roommate\'s fat girlfriend yells at me
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The only way I can possible get back to sleep is to get the snoring to cease for a couple of minutes. To do this I keep a giant wooden spoon next to my bed to hit him with. [/ QUOTE ] This is the most awesome thing I've read all week. You display excellent use of a kitchen utensil.
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