B&M Cliches

[houstonCT]

"I had two overs, I had to call you to the river."

[4_2_it]

They were soooooted.

[esch]

Cheesiest thing I ever said was when I was on the button and the person who was supposed to be small blind got up so, there was just a big blind. After it was folded around to me, I asked the big blind if he wanted to chop.

[ellenwheels]

I love corny cliches. The corny lines I like...

When the dealer says "Option?" I say "2 new cards please."

I'm also fond of " I have a possible pair."

And when I play where I know everyone, my new bit is I keep a quarter on the table and tell the dealer there is a shiny new quarter in it for him if I win a hand. Thinking about trying that one at Bellagio .

[drewjustdrew]

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Then he looks around the table smiling, looking for affirmation of how funny he is.


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I thought Bob Hope was dead.

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

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I love corny cliches. The corny lines I like...

When the dealer says "Option?" I say "2 new cards please."

I'm also fond of " I have a possible pair."

And when I play where I know everyone, my new bit is I keep a quarter on the table and tell the dealer there is a shiny new quarter in it for him if I win a hand. Thinking about trying that one at Bellagio .

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Don't do this. Any of this. Or anything similar to this.

[TheWorstPlayer]

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I love corny cliches. The corny lines I like...

When the dealer says "Option?" I say "2 new cards please."

I'm also fond of " I have a possible pair."

And when I play where I know everyone, my new bit is I keep a quarter on the table and tell the dealer there is a shiny new quarter in it for him if I win a hand. Thinking about trying that one at Bellagio .

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I got in trouble for promising to tip a blackbird if I won a pot. I then proceeded to lose every pot on her down, of course, but I think I may have won something small at the end. I actually remember throwing her a blackbird, but she said "you aren't really tipping that, are you?" so I took it back and gave her a red. She could have just taken it...

[Force1]

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"I've got 2 pair...3's and 3's" as the moron slow rolls his quads.

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Its to bad the Spaniard has a straight flush and Maverick hit his Royal....

[pistolero]

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* "Cappuccino!"

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Or the local favorite: Put a beanie on the weanie!

[hoopsie44]

I'm tired of hearing "nice hand".