Beat: Parents think I am molesting my sister

[thunk]

Give her Super Smash Brothers Melee and any Mario Party.

[NoMeansYes_]

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one time a few months ago i was waiting to start work so i was just sitting in my car playing a minesweeper-like game on my cell phone, and this old bitch gets it in her brain that im jerking off because she sees me looking down in my lap. she went to tell her husband who told me they might call the cops, i just laughed and said "youre [censored] kidding right?", they didnt call the cops

misunderstandings are lol

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was she hot?

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I immediatly drop my 50 lb weights

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Thinly veiled brag?

[thunk]

Give them this face.

[Chump Change]

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one time a few months ago i was waiting to start work so i was just sitting in my car playing a minesweeper-like game on my cell phone, and this old bitch gets it in her brain that im jerking off because she sees me looking down in my lap. she went to tell her husband who told me they might call the cops, i just laughed and said "youre [censored] kidding right?", they didnt call the cops

misunderstandings are lol

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Obv play is to set down the video game and rub one out real quick fast hyper mega hummingbird stylee and hit her with the money shot.

[UncleKraut]

Jesus that's phucking embarrassing.

[Gildwulf]

There's a spider in my room
There's a spider in my room

And then a voice above my head
Said if that spider were made dead
I'd better grow some fins 'cause
It would make it easier to swim

I don't like spiders and snakes
The way they crawl, the way they shake
If a spider gets killed how does that make it rain
How could I be the one to blame

A whisper drizzled down from the ice in its eyes
it said, "Try pickin' on your own damn size,"
But the Hoover was quick, termination complete
In its bedroom home got a chance to eat.

In the corner beside my bed
Very busy spinning thread
Eight legs and a little head

I hear the thunder from outside
And the water's gettin' high

I don't like moths and bugs
They buzz, they get in the rugs
But where does a guy find some room
in this life raft home, a little rubber tomb

There's a spider in my room
There's a spider in my room

[Dan87]

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one time a few months ago i was waiting to start work so i was just sitting in my car playing a minesweeper-like game on my cell phone, and this old bitch gets it in her brain that im jerking off because she sees me looking down in my lap. she went to tell her husband who told me they might call the cops, i just laughed and said "youre [censored] kidding right?", they didnt call the cops

misunderstandings are lol

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was she hot?

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think old europeon refugee style a la 1940s, if you think thats hot, well then the answer is yes

[Gildwulf]

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offer your mom 2 or 3 wii games, and she'll probably drop the whole thing. just dont sitck any molten butter on her cooter.

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wii controller as dildo FTW

[HOWMANY]