you are NOT the father!! - Page 4

jaffa · #31 08-21-2006, 02:15 PM

Do you think they rehearse this dance beforehand, or is completely improvised?

TIEdup14 · #32 08-21-2006, 02:21 PM

Look at how happy that cameraman is

Jack Bando · #33 08-21-2006, 02:26 PM

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Maury has three different topics for his shows: this one, bad ass kids that go to boot camp, and 'from geak to sheek!'

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-Lie detectors
-detective stories

That's about it.

kvp · #34 08-21-2006, 02:36 PM

You'd think they won the [censored] lotto or something.

I'm trying to find the link, but did anyone see the Maury where this white lady takes her white husband on the show and tells him that he's not the father of their black baby? The kid was like 16 months old and he just never questioned it.

The_Bankroll · #35 08-21-2006, 02:40 PM

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You'd think they won the [censored] lotto or something.

I'm trying to find the link, but did anyone see the Maury where this white lady takes her white husband on the show and tells him that he's not the father of their black baby? The kid was like 16 months old and he just never questioned it.

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it's already been linked to in this thread.
This takes me back to my humble upbringings in a potunk gerogia town. If no one from my high school has been on this show yet, i'm honestly suprised.

AJackson · #36 08-21-2006, 02:42 PM

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This show irritates me. Maury acts like he's a good guy, helping these girls out, when in reality he's just using girls with [censored] up heads to make a buck.

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Shocking! The nerve!!

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That this sort of behavior is commonplace negates the validity of my irritation?

AJackson · #37 08-21-2006, 02:44 PM

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This show irritates me. Maury acts like he's a good guy, helping these girls out, when in reality he's just using girls with [censored] up heads to make a buck.

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so what don't you like?

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Hypocrisy

Slade19 · #38 08-21-2006, 02:53 PM

That's not the max.

Just the other day, there was a show on with some chick testing her 13th guy.

Maybe it was the same girl a few shows later, but he wasn't the father either.

My favorite part about these is when the girl is on there the 4th or 5th time, and they show the clips from the past shows.

It ALWAYS goes like this:

"Maury, I'm one HUNDRED percent positive that Jamal is my baby daddy!"

"You are NOT the father!"

"OMG OMG OMG *cries and runs off stage*"

Next show:

They show the clip of her saying "100% positive!"

"Maury, I'm ONE HUNDRED AND TEN percent positive that Darell is my baby daddy!"

"You are NOT the father!"

"OMG OMG OMG *cries and runs off stage*"

Next show:

They show the clip of her saying "110% positive!"

"Maury, I'm ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY percent positive that Angel is my baby daddy!"

"You are NOT the father!"

"OMG OMG OMG *cries and runs off stage*"

Next show:

They show the clip of her saying "120% positive!"

"Maury, I'm ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY percent positive that Marcus is my baby daddy!"

"You are NOT the father!"

"OMG OMG OMG *cries and runs off stage*"

Next show:

They show the clip of her saying "150% positive!"

etc etc etc...

They always keep going up in their certainty percentage... and then when the 9th guy turns out to be right, they want a cookie or something for getting it right.

C-Dog · #39 08-21-2006, 02:57 PM

Maury Paternity test shows are the best thing on TV. Cracks me up every time. That geek to sheek [censored] has got to go though, it's like "get over it, it's been 15 years"

C-Dog

thirddan · #40 08-21-2006, 03:06 PM

some of those were funny, but the one with the lady that cheated with the black guy and told her husband she cheated was kinda sad [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]