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#21
05-22-2006, 02:16 AM
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Re: Classic Stripper Lines (to their customers)
[Tapping on my shoulder 30 seconds into a song]
"Would you like a dance?" NO!!! You're ugly and that's why you're still a free agent! Sneaking up from behind (where I can't judge you) is dirty pool! 
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#22
05-22-2006, 02:17 AM
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Re: Classic Stripper Lines (to their customers)
i earned this one last time i was in vegas and i have to say, am very proud of it. "you're a retard."
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#23
05-22-2006, 02:31 AM
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Re: Classic Stripper Lines (to their customers)
Q to stripper: hi nice ring..are you married?
Stripper: um no...My sister died 6 months ago and i am supporting her kids by stripping...would you like another lap dance?
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#24
05-22-2006, 02:34 AM
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Re: Classic Stripper Lines (to their customers)
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i earned this one last time i was in vegas and i have to say, am very proud of it. "you're a retard." [/ QUOTE ] Come on bruiserman, let's hear the story!
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#25
05-22-2006, 02:39 AM
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Re: Classic Stripper Lines (to their customers)
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[ QUOTE ] i earned this one last time i was in vegas and i have to say, am very proud of it. "you're a retard." [/ QUOTE ] Come on bruiserman, let's hear the story! [/ QUOTE ]
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#26
05-22-2006, 02:41 AM
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Re: Classic Stripper Lines (to their customers)
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] My first time in a strip club. I felt like being funny/a douche: Stripper:Hey honey. What you doin? Me: Lookin for trouble. (i sh it you not i said that) Stripper: O really? Where are you looking for it? Me: Whatever comes my way? Stripper: Well...I came your way. Me: Yes you did. Stripper then proceeds to whisper into my ear... Stripper: Wanna go in the back and fu ck me in the ass? Who can't love a girl with that kind of spunk? [/ QUOTE ] finish the story [/ QUOTE ] [/ QUOTE ] i bitched out due to 1)lack of funds 2)im a bitch stripper was real hot though [/ QUOTE ] What was the cost?
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#27
05-22-2006, 02:47 AM
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Re: Classic Stripper Lines (to their customers)
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] My first time in a strip club. I felt like being funny/a douche: Stripper:Hey honey. What you doin? Me: Lookin for trouble. (i sh it you not i said that) Stripper: O really? Where are you looking for it? Me: Whatever comes my way? Stripper: Well...I came your way. Me: Yes you did. Stripper then proceeds to whisper into my ear... Stripper: Wanna go in the back and fu ck me in the ass? Who can't love a girl with that kind of spunk? [/ QUOTE ] finish the story [/ QUOTE ] [/ QUOTE ] i bitched out due to 1)lack of funds 2)im a bitch stripper was real hot though [/ QUOTE ] OK, I don't claim to know protocol at every strip club in the world, but I think you made the right choice, if perhaps for the wrong reason. You were probably expected to pay a big fee up front, and a bouncer or whatever was going to interrupt the party a couple minutes in. If you were in TJ or something, then never mind...
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#28
05-22-2006, 03:10 AM
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Re: Classic Stripper Lines (to their customers)
"wanna go to fantasy island?"
pssh. worst island ever.
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#29
05-22-2006, 03:36 AM
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Re: Classic Stripper Lines (to their customers)
A stripper walked up to me and asked if I wanted a dance, I gave her $20 and said, "No thanks. You look like my little sister."
She instinctively prepared to dance, but then what I said sunk in. She tucked the money in her boot and moved on to the next table. FWIW, I don't have a sister.
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#30
05-22-2006, 07:51 AM
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Re: Classic Stripper Lines (to their customers)
So uhmm... why the [censored] did you give her the 20? Charity?
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