Funny stories from smoking weed

[UncleRemus]

In high school, a pal and myself gave a teacher an excuse I can't recall, and went and smoked a joint. Afterwards, he ran out to his car while I went back to class.

I sat down, and went on with my business. A good five minutes passed, and my friend was still gone.

"Where is that nutbag", the teacher asked rhetorically.

"He's nut-bag yet", I replied.

He just laughed cuz he was a cool guy.

[FatalError]

i've smoked too much weed to have such affects without traveling to amsterdam/CA/canada to get premium stuff... even then...

to be 18 and have no tolerance for drugs again

[suzzer99]

In high school my friend and I were watching Battle of the Playmates totally baked (on satellite). We started thinking about the mud they were wrestling in, and how it must be some special kind of mud desigened for maximum smeariness and minumum cakiness. Then we decided that somewhere on the grounds of the Playboy mansion is a recipe for perfect wrestling mud. We found this hilarious. Then we changed the channel and IT WAS AN ARCHAEOLOGY DOCUMENTARY WITH A RECIPE, PRINTED OUT ON THE SCREEN, FOR THE PERFECT MUD IN WHICH TO PACK UNCOVERED ARTIFACTS FOR SHIPPING. If our heads could have possibly exploded, they would have.

[Born 2 Loose]

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how did you manage to bump this 5 month old thread, with that garbage?

die.

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Sounds like someone could use a nice doobie right about now.

[guids]

My buddies were smoking in his car, with a pipe, a cop spotted them and pulled them out of the car. Cop asks for the weed, they said they smoked it all, and then he asks for the pipe (after not finding the weed). Cop takes them over to the wall of a Steak n Shake, and tells them to throw the pipe at the wall to break it. They do. It pings off and flies about 10 feet. Cops pissed. He tells them to do it again, it pings off again, unscathed. Cop gets even more pissed, while my friends giggled like idiots. 3rd time, the cop throws it, doesnt break, and tells them its their lucky day, gives the pipe back, and tells them to get the [censored] out of his sight.


One of the first times Ive ever smoked, went to see Bowfinger. Went up to the guy working the snack stand and asked for reeses penises, hilarity ensued.

[YourFoxyGrandma]

McDonald's drive through with Adam and Brian, top 3 highest I've ever been. Brian, also incredibly high, is driving and therefore ordering.

McDonald's Lady: Welcome to McDonalds, can I take your order?
Brian: What do you want?
Me: Two double cheeseburgers, medium fry, medium Coke
Adam:Number one with a Coke
McDonald's Lady: Hello? Can I take your order?
Brian" Yeah, sorry. Uh...uhh...Filet of fish.
(pause)
McDonald's Lady: Is that all?
(pause)
Me (to Brian): TWO DOUBLE CHEESEBURGERS, MEDIUM FRY, MEDIUM COKE!
Brian: Uhh...and a medium Coke.
McDonald's Lady: That'll be $3.XX, first window please.
Brian: [censored].