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LOL.

Update, I was on spring break this past week hence no updates.

I visited her house over spring break. Got there at 9 AM, did stuff you don't want to hear about all day (mainly saw her town and shiyat), started drinking with her parents around 5 PM.

Watched jeopardy and wheel of fortune with her (as we usually do) and then because she had drank a little too much AND her parents encouragement (Except for the 2 times her mom called me by her low-life exboyfriends name by accident, her parents genuinely liked me), i took her out "for fresh air". first i had to call and let the parents know that due to alcohol/etc i was not going to be heading home till the next day, while on the phone she tackles me in her front yard. i'm feeling good. we ended up going down the street to the park and laying on the roof of a baseball dugout, till 24 started (she watches it, i watch it her mom watches it, so this wasn't 'lame'). On the way back to her house, she made a big show of making sure i avoided a mud puddle, and i kind of exagerrated falling over a little and got my arm around her side, ~3 seconds later she goes "Ummm.." which i took as my cue to drop the arm. dang.

we watch 24, and then afterwards go the half-mile to the shore..her mom gives her a blanket, lol, if i was cockier i'd say her parents were begging for me to screw her. However, at this point, we had discussed a few days earlier that right now the "ball is in her court".

the beach was cold thanks to the heavy winds, so we get back in her car and go back to that park, where its like 20 degrees warmer. we get back on the roof of the baseball dugout and lie there, occasionally really close to each other and occasionally not, for a good 2-3 hours. at one point she puts her head on my shoulder and is pretty much falling asleep.

we go back to her place, watch TV, and go to sleep. next morning i roll out.

she makes a comment about the dugout the next day, and i said something about it being her move, she says "WHAT! I have to initiaite things!" i said "um don't you remember the whole thing about your ex boyfriend and 'i need more time, let me make the next move if we go that direction'". i told her that things would have been much more interesting if she hadn't said that. she says "oh so you were scheming anyway!" and i didn't say anything for a few seconds and she says: "ok i schemed to....I was thinking about seeing what you would do if i told you you had to man up and [screw me] right then and there"

Weds, im in new york for an interview, she calls me to see how things are going when i am on the way home, and says she'll talk to me later. then falls off the face of the earth till 2 PM thursday. Turns out she got REALLY drunk weds night, made out with and light-petting a female stripper while wearing stripper clothes the professional provided to her [this was like an after-hours thing at some dudes house] AND got felt up by at least one [censored] and possibly one guy who she has described as nice.

at my obvious disappointment in these events occuring, she says:
"nice guys dont finish last, you're like someone i could marry, but im 20 years old and youre right, sometimes assholes are more fun in terms of those things at this age but id never want to marry any of them"


She is bringing her moms cooking up for dinner tonight, and I have stocked the fridge with store-bought mudslides and a bottle of ~$15 champagne (both her favorite drinks).

might not be a drinking night though because she drank a lot this week and isn't sure if she wants to. also i'm pretty sure i am falling way behind here, mostly because I cannot and will not be "drunk guy number 9 in 2 months". i just can't do that.

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I didn't bother reading this whole thing, I just know you didn't bang her. Someone kill me please.