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yeah, and once when this girl I secretly liked but didn't tell anyone except my teddy bear Julius, she like leaned in to tell me a secret about this other girl who like almost talked to Scott Baio and like my arm brushed against her booby!

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You're kind of a mean dude lately

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He's old, bitter, hates his life, and most likely has a small, shriveled penis. I thought everyone realized this.